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THINGY (thing-EE) n.
> Female..... Any part under a car's hood.
> Male..... The strap fastener on a woman's bra.
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> VULNERABLE..... (vul-ne-ra-bel) adj.
> Female..... Fully opening up one's self emotionally to another.
> Male..... Playing football without a cup.
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> COMMUNICATION (ko-myoo-ni-kay-shon) n.
> Female..... The open sharing of thoughts and feelings with one's
> partner.
> Male..... Leaving a note before taking off for a weekend with the
>boys.
>
>
> COMMITMENT (ko-mit-ment) n.
> Female..... A desire to get married and raise a family.
> Male..... Not trying to pick up a woman while out with one's
> girlfriend.
>
> ENTERTAINMENT (en-ter-tayn-ment) n.v.
> Female..... A good movie, concert, play or book.
> Male..... Anything that can be done while drinking and ends with
sex.
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> FLATULENCE (flach-u-lens) n.
> Female..... An embarrassing by-product of digestion.
> Male..... A source of entertainment, self-expression, male bonding.
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> MAKING LOVE (may-king-luv) n.
> Female..... The greatest expression of intimacy a couple can
achieve.
> Male..... Call it whatever you want just as long as we end up having
> sex.
>
> REMOTE CONTROL (ri-moht kon-trohl) n.
> Female..... A device for changing from one TV channel to another.
> Male..... A device for scanning through all 375 channels every 5
> minutes.
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