CP

<p>Cy...Pearl '97 1.8TQMS, APRv3.1, UUC, Neuspeed, H&R Sport, Bilstein, AEZ Bimos, AVS Sports, ATE Powerdisc, Mintex, Valvoline SynPower, Mobil 1, Autometer, K&N, Air Box Mod, Aluminum Trim...63.6K and counting.

CP

<p>Cy...Pearl '97 1.8TQMS, APRv3.1, UUC, Neuspeed, H&R Sport, Bilstein, AEZ Bimos, AVS Sports, ATE Powerdisc, Mintex, Valvoline SynPower, Mobil 1, Autometer, K&N, Air Box Mod, Aluminum Trim...63.6K and counting.

Dave Griswold

Ahh, Post it. If not email it to me! : )

ColoradoMark

A man takes his wife to the stock show. They start heading down the
> alley that had the bulls. They come up to the first bull and his sign
stated:
> "This bull mated 50 times last year." The wife turns to her husband and
> says, "He mated 50 times in a year, you could learn from him."
>
> They proceed to the next bull and his sign stated: "This bull mated 65
> times last year." The wife turns to her husband and says, "This one mated
65
> times last year. That is over 5 times a month. You can learn from this
one,
> also."
>
> They proceeded to the last bull and his sign said: "This bull mated 365
> times last year." The wife's mouth drops open and says, "WOW! He mated
> 365 times last year. That is ONCE A DAY!!! You could really learn from
this
> one."
>
> The man turns to his wife and says, "Go up and inquire if it was 365
> times with the same cow."<p>Mark
'00 A4 1.8T QMS

ModifiedA4

LOL!....Awesome...!!!!!

syed_zaidi

hahaha<p>2000 A4 2.8 QMSC-Leather
Hands Free Mod
"Al Gore would call it an risky anti fwd scheme"

RickM

<p>Rick
99.5 A4 1.8TQMS silver/onyx
97 A6Q Wagon black/taupe

PSS // Raj

<p>APR V.3,Remus,Eurosports,S4 17" Wheels
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Zach Scott

Little Billy goes to school one day and as a homework assignment the teacher asks the students to find out the difference between realistically and theoretically. That night Billy asked his dad what the difference is between realistically and theoretically. The dad says to Billy that he is not going to tell him the difference and that Billy will have to figure it out on his own, Billy says “ok how do I do that?” The dad tells Billy to goes ask his mother if she would sleep with the old neighbor Mr. Robinson for a million bucks. Billy does and his mom says hell yes I would. Billy returns to his dad and says that mom have sex with the neighbor for a million bucks. The dad says do you get it yet son. Billy says no I don’t. So the dad say goes ask your sister if she would have sex with the neighbor for a million bucks. Billy does and his sister said she would too. Billy tells his dad this and his dad goes do you get it yet son. Billy says no I don’t. Billy’s dad says OK, go ask your other sister if she would have sex with him for a million bucks. Billy goes and asks his other sister and she says, no I wouldn’t have sex with him but I’d suck his dick half a million. Billy returns to his father and tells his dad that his other sister wouldn’t have sex with him but would suck his dick for half a million. The dad goes do you get it yet son. Billy says no I still don’t get it. The dad goes ok, theoretically we’re sitting on two and a half million bucks, but realistically we live with two ****** and a **********.

MC

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