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Old 01-08-2006, 12:52 PM
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Default Crazy last night (too OT)

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Default my 1st sgt read that and we came to the following conclusion

you practice safe sex which is good
but suck at getting some!
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Default yeah, one must keep condoms allover the place....

medicine cabinet, top and bottom drawer of night stand, amongst the CDs on the shelf, glove box, rear arm rest.
And if you think there is the slighest chance of you needing one away from one of those places...put one in your damn pocket, no it dosent "jinx" it and make it not happen, believe me.
Oh and always replace them after they ahve been used, next time youll go to look for it and it wont be there, no good.
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Default glove box, back packs, jackets with pockets thats where i got em

i was opening a single use packet of grated parmesan for dinner some minutes ago and the plastic wrapper inside the thing reminded me to much of condoms.... thanks for jinxing me
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just like i typed it.
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Default Under the sink in the kitchen, glove box, purse

I usually keep them in my purse and never less than three (never know when you might have sex 3 times before you leave your bet to get more condoms)

So yeah, I swore off meaningless sex, but from the sound of things this girl could totally be a nympho, and while that sucks she might be able to brush me up on my performance.

so yeah, family pack of condoms (which makes me nervouse that the term family can be atached to Profilactics (sp)
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Default walmart has a pleasure pack from durex with different flavors

get em to use
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Default Hmmm, shouldnt she be paying if they are flavored?

because honestly I might not be that considerate at this point in our relationship.

The bite marks on my neck hurt, and my wrist is still red with blod.
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Default Cursh, there is no doubt you are a piece of work...

That is one of the more "colorful" posts I've read here on the B5 forum(or any forum for that matter).
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all depends, you are poking her so its your call


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