Deerslayer

There was this ol' boy who just loved to hunt duck, but the only good place to hunt nearby was on land where he knew he wasn't welcome. Well, one day he hops the fence and sits down to wait for a shot. He waits all day and, just as he was about to give up and go home, a lone duck flies over. He bags it and, just as he reaches the fence, is met by the landowner, a tough old geezer who don't take kindly to trespassers.
"Boy, you know you ain't supposed to be out here. Now gimme that duck."
"No way", the hunter replies. "I sat out here all day to get this duck, and I'm takin' it."
"Tell you what", the old man says. "We'll have a crotch-kicking contest, winner takes all."
"Well, I reckon that sounds fair enough", the younger man replied.
The old guy hauls off and kicks the man squarely between the legs. His face contorts into a series of agonized expressions as he goes down on one knee. He gathers all his strength, staggers to his feet, and manages to say "Now it's my turn"
"That's OK, the old man says. You can keep the duck".

ModifiedA4

Offensive?

Sal R.

...You have offended me sir! I demand satisfaction.

*slap* *slap*

ModifiedA4

Lol, the jerk thing...

Matt H.

ro sham bo...