Funny joke my friend just told me...........
04-25-2001, 07:12 PM
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Funny joke my friend just told me...........
A man gets onto a plane flying to Atlanta.. while he is sitting there a beautiful lady gets on and begins walking towards him.. He soon realizes that she is going to be sitting next to him and begins to get nervous.. all through the takeoff and climbing to cruising altitude he tries to build up enough courage to talk to her, and he finally does..
(man) so why are you flying to atlanta?
(woman) to attend a Nymphomaniacs convention!
(Man)[very exited btw] really!!
(woman) yes, but it's not what you think, i'm a psychologist, i'm giving a lecture about how i've disproved alot of the racial myths regarding men.
(man) ok, go on?
(woman) well you know how everyone thinks that african americans are the most well hung? acutally its the Native americans that are the most endowed
(man) ok, more?
(woman) of course, and everyone thinks that italians are the best lovers, but, it's really the jewish that know what a girl wants in bed.
(man) ok
(woman) finally it seems that everyone thinks the the socal boys know how to party, but it's really the down-south rednecks that know how to show a girl a good time,, and by the way I didn't catch your name
(man) ohhh, uhh, it's Tonto Goldstein, but my friends call me bubba.....
No disrespect meant in any way to anyone, if i've offended you, i'm sorry
(man) so why are you flying to atlanta?
(woman) to attend a Nymphomaniacs convention!
(Man)[very exited btw] really!!
(woman) yes, but it's not what you think, i'm a psychologist, i'm giving a lecture about how i've disproved alot of the racial myths regarding men.
(man) ok, go on?
(woman) well you know how everyone thinks that african americans are the most well hung? acutally its the Native americans that are the most endowed
(man) ok, more?
(woman) of course, and everyone thinks that italians are the best lovers, but, it's really the jewish that know what a girl wants in bed.
(man) ok
(woman) finally it seems that everyone thinks the the socal boys know how to party, but it's really the down-south rednecks that know how to show a girl a good time,, and by the way I didn't catch your name
(man) ohhh, uhh, it's Tonto Goldstein, but my friends call me bubba.....
No disrespect meant in any way to anyone, if i've offended you, i'm sorry
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