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I can fart louder than the car alarm..... why is the A4 car alarm so lame?

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Old 10-18-2001, 03:40 PM
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I can fart louder than the car alarm..... why is the A4 car alarm so lame?
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meep.meep.meep.meep.meep.
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*hold nose*......dude!......what the hell did you eat?
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I want mine to be like the old '30s "Arrrrrooooooogaaah!" noise!
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Try the new fiesta burrito at Taco Bell...... that should do it.
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Hmmm..... I might need bigger pants
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feed your car what you eat
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Default Air horns are a nice cheap fix

I never got around to taking pictures of mine, but I like them a lot!!
They're wired to the alarm horn AND the main horn (with a cutoff switch).

I'm actually on my second set. My plastic Hellas melted, so I replaced them with larger chrome horns. :-)

-- Peter
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can u wire alarm to regular horn?? how ? instructions please ?
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It'll be enough to scare off a car thief I'm sure. But I agree.
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