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Old 09-05-2003, 11:23 AM
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Default kinda short post. i had my best friend's bachelor party last night... (WW)

which was an AWESOME time. everything went off without a hitch and everyone enjoyed themselves. i had to valet my car at the hotel which pissed me off. the minute i had my keys over to the guy, he floors it into the parking garage.
i get go my car this morning and the attendant asks me 'so how fast does your car go?' my response was 'how fast did you guys go in it?' he said, 'oh no, no. i used to have a supra and i could go 140.' funny how he should be driving this car 5-10mph in the garage where there is no way he could realize that it was a fast car. that really pissed the hell out of me. when my car gets delivered, i do a walk around, and within two seconds of walking around the car, my eye zooms in on the rear passenger wheel. the fuxors curbed about half the outter lip!! my exact words to the two attendants were: 'um, hey guys, what the **** is this?!' he responds, 'what is what?' , 'this! what the hell did you guys do?' 'are you sure that was us?' 'of course i'm sure. i know EVERY inch of this car. look! i can peel the metal flakes away from the wheel. that's how fresh it is!'
so i fill out an incedent report and they had better be buying me a new wheel by next weekend. the 4 friends i was driving home were standing around in awe because they know how **** i am about my car. i actually did keep my composure, but was really pissed (obviously) about the whole thing. the hotel will be buying me a new wheel and they will be getting a big complaint from me about the valet guy ripping away in my car when he first got it, inquiring about how fast it goes, and curbing the wheel. when i first got to the hotel and there was only valet parking, i asked if i could park my car myself because i hate valet. of course i couldnt do that. it's reasons like this valet is the absolute dumbest service evAr!!
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and i don't have it scanned yet, but here's a pic of the stripper. wow. she was fun. she called me a 'tickler'. this was 10x better than waterfest. i thought it was going to be all about the bachelor, but since i arranged it, i got a bunch of stuff too. it was fun
<a href="http://images4.fotki.com/v39/photos/5/51621/214799/DSCN3568-vi.jpg?1062789508">stripper</a>
Old 09-05-2003, 11:27 AM
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Default Re: very short post. i had my best friend's bachelor party last night... (WW)

lol. its a funny post. funny how u were talking about how mad u were. then u post this stripper picture which is not really related to valet parking
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Default no, it was related to the bachelor party.

i didn't post any other pics of the night. the GREAT cubs game, the real tasty dinner, the crazy amount of drinking at the bar. the main point of the post was about my wheel. the stripper pic i had to throw in there for the BT.
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LoL....! Did you ask her the ***** are fake? :P
Old 09-05-2003, 11:35 AM
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umm... there was no need to ask. the answer was obvious when you touched them.
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thats some bad curb rash! hope u get it fixed soon
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Default um... nice pose. super unprofessional valet!!!!

Just a little defense of valets... I used to do it in college and "moved" some of the fattest rides on the planet. We did'nt mess with clients rides, not even the seat position (i'm 6'1 belive me it wasn't easy at times). Nevertheless your entitled to be pissed... you should get some $$ along with your rim!
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Default i want my money back ($32) for the valet

and a free night or discount at the hotel. something like that.
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Default Me too.. I used to be a bellhop at the Woodstock Inn...

handled some pretty nice cars, from MBs to Ferraris and everything inbetween.. #1 rule is don't injure the car. #2 rule is if ANYONE can see you driving it, drive SLOW. #3 rule, if no one can see you driving it.. nevermind... :-)
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Default fake ***** suck.

And so do valets.

They are going to try to claim that you have no evidence that the wheel wasn't curbed before. They are gonna hose you, man.

If they don't replace the wheel what action are you going to take?


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