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Old 07-29-2001, 01:22 PM
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Cabana boy wanted to wash and wax our family cars, including a BMW M5 and X5, Porsche 911 Turbo, and Mercedes SL500. You will be responsible for washing the cars on a daily basis by hand, and reporting any damage that may be noticed. Daily cleaning of the interior is also your responsibility. In addition, on a weekly basis, all vehicles must be waxed to a shine enough to reflect the surface 3 times when a mirror is put up to the car.

Previous experience is a must, prefer professional detailing experience and experience with care for high line automobiles.

Male of the age 30 or younger, in adequate physical shape, with knowledge of tennis and cricket might describe the ideal applicant, but by no means is that a guideline.

You will live in our 2,900 sq. ft. guest home located in Boca Raton's beautiful lake region, about 10 minutes from the beach and minutes from all other services you could want or need.

Driving of the vehicles will not be allowed. Sorry.

Apply by e-mail please, to my daughter Jessica at the address listed. Interviews will be conducted on a weekly basis, at which time we will expect you to showcase your talents.

Salary based on factors to be named at a later date.

EOE<ul><li><a href="http://watkinsglen.bverticals.com/audiworld/market/Listing.asp?ID=16732">http://watkinsglen.bverticals.com/audiworld/market/Listing.asp?ID=16732</a></li></ul>
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you have got to be kidding.
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you should read some of the crap "she" posts in the S4 forum...
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I'd apply, but I'm a little rusty on my cricket (OH, MY GAWD!)
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she wants a hook up friend 30 or younger ,in adequate physical shape. hmmmm
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remember you gotta show your "talents" at the "interview" with her daughter!
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aka cabana boy =P
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Boy, come quickly! Fifi has done her business in the Benz!
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Yes master, I mean maam.
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Dang...that got deleted really fast on the S4 forum


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