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Old 08-09-2006, 07:25 AM
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Default My car looks like a piece of poop

It hasn't bothered me until now but my front bumper is off the little track it sits in and I can't get it to go back in and my rear bumper is shot. I backed into a lamp post about 2 years ago and screwed up the rear valance. Then last month a friend of mine hit me in the same spot and left some nice rubber on the bumper.

I think I'm going to head over to Audi on my lunch break and pick up a new rear valance. Then when I get home I'll try and buff this rubber out. Meh I can't believe how much black plastic costs, the rear valance is like $200

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Old 08-09-2006, 07:53 AM
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Default I feel you.

My front end has looked steadily more and more like crap until a week ago when i turned it through a support coloumn.

now its getting fixed right (R)S4 front bumper, CF hood and new fenders
Old 08-09-2006, 08:09 AM
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Default Unpainted CF is not "right"

It looks like you ran out of money for paint before you finished.
Old 08-09-2006, 08:10 AM
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Default Or you are trying out for the next installment of the Fast and the Flatulant..

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Old 08-09-2006, 08:39 AM
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Default I was at the street races here recently...

There are some pretty fast cars.

As in low 9's high 8's.


I was sitting on the back of a 10 second Camaro that belongs to a friend, when a great big wing bolted onto the back of a Honda parked next to us.

The guy I was with asked him if that car was in the move " The Slow and the Bi-Curious. "


Bwwaaaa haaaa haaaa haaa...


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Old 08-09-2006, 08:42 AM
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Default The street races that are held on a drag strip? =P

Fast and bi-curious. Love it. I'm bi curious too, but only when it involves 2 bi girls. =)
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Default it will be painted.

I have taste
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I was rolling when my friend called 2 Fast 2 Furious, 2 Gay 2 Curious
Old 08-09-2006, 08:52 AM
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Default Oh no.. street racing here is a big deal.

Two lane road, guiderails both sides, no oncoming traffic.. danger to innocent bystanders is minimzed.

You can only watch from behind to rails on the other side of a 50's wide 30' gulley.
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Yeah, but.. what aout the other traffic? Cops? cross traffic?


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