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Old 11-29-2001, 11:37 AM
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<center><img src="http://carpoint.msn.com/images/reviewers/job.jpg"></center><p>1. "Outside, the S4 doesn't scream that it's some performance machine."

I LOVE SLEEPERS!!!

2. "Inside the S4, the seats and sport steering wheel are about the only things that tell you this is a sportier A4"

BULLSH*T, WOOD DASH? GAUGES?

3."Rear seats remain quite firm. Watch as you climb in back there. You may find yourself feeling as if you have to sit up straight and pay attention! "

THATS THE POINT IDIOT!!!

4. " I didn't feel rough roads intimately, though I felt vibrations in all my travels, even on smooth-looking streets. "

YOUR IN A SPORTS CAR YOU WANT TO FEEL THE ROAD... WHY IS SHE GETTING INTIMATE WITH THE ROAD?

5. "Peak torque in the S4 is 258 lb-ft and comes on at 1850 revolutions per minute, which is very low in the rpm range, meaning there's good low-speed "oomph" here. This peak also holds through a rev range that tops out at 3600 rpm, according to Audi. "

AUDI'S NEW S4 SLOGAN, "THE CAR WITH "OOMPH"...

6, 7, 8.

Six-speed transmission takes some getting used to

ALL NEW GEARBOXES DO, BUT ONCE YOU DO ITS DEFINATELY A PRO.... SCMUCKKS..

Fuel economy that's more akin to a V8's
YOU'VE GOT 2 TURBOS ON THAT 2.7 ISNT THAT A GIVEN.

Firm, sit-up-straight rear seats..
THIS ISNT THE MOVIE THEATER IF YOUR NOT SITTING UP STRAIGHT, WHERE DO YOU WANT TO BE?<ul><li><a href="http://carpoint.msn.com/vip/Job/Audi/S4/2000.asp">http://carpoint.msn.com/vip/Job/Audi/S4/2000.asp</a></li></ul>
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I like to cook muffins
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In the drivers seat with Hand Job... er I mean Ann Job...
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Martha Stewart cut her hair?
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Another one of the car reviewers that would be better off as convinience store clerks.
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menapause attack'd probably
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Martha Stewart SUCKS.. i can't stand her!!!!!
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one more reason why woman shouldn't review automobiles.
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I know women that I can GUARANTEE would whoop your *** at the track.
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why don't you just drop the testosterone bull$hit, moron


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