markbradford

I'm on my way to Toronto for the weekend. I'm sure tomorrow will be an asylum in here, so here's my contribution (keeping in line with my US-Cdn international theme this weekend)

President Bill Clinton called Canadian Prime Minister Jean Chretien with a pressing emergency:
>>
>>"Our largest condom factory has exploded!" the American President cried.
>>"My People's favourite form of birth control! This is a true disaster!"
>>
>>"Bill, da Canajian pipple would be 'appy to do anyt'ing wit'in der power
>>to 'elp you," replied the Prime Minister.
>>
>>"I do need your help," said Clinton." Could you possibly send us 1,000,000
>>condoms ASAP to tide us over?"
>>
>>"Certainement! I will get on hit right haway" said Jean.
>>
>>"Oh, and one more small favor, please?" said President Bill.
>>
>>"Oui?"
>>
>>"Could the condoms be red, white and blue, and at least 10 inches long and
>>4" in diameter?" asked Clinton.
>>
>>"No prob'lem," replied the Prime Minister, and with that, Chretien hung up
>>and called the president of Trojan Canada.
>>
>>"I need a favour. You got to make 1,000,000 condoms right haway, an sen'
>>dem to Hamerica."
>>
>>"Consider it done," said the President of Trojan.
>>
>>"Great! Now listen mon ami. Dey haf to be bleu, blanc 'n rouge in colour,
>>hat least 10 hinches long, and 4 hinches in dia'meter."
>>
>>"That's easily done. Anything else?"
>>
>>"Yes," said the Prime Minister, "an print on dem
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>>MADE IN CANADA, size: MEDIUM."

Have a good weekend everybody!

And all those who are meeting at Laurel Audi today, see ya in a couple of hours!

Cheers,
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