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Old 07-27-2001, 03:26 AM
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Default OT: *whew* Its been a very long week, I hope we have good jokes today =). Hit me, guys!

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Default Ok - here's a joke directed towards MarkBradford and all the fellow Canook's :P

Two bored Canadians are sitting in a bar. To pass the time they decide to play 20 questions. The first Canadian tries to think of a word and after a little pondering, comes up with the word 'moosecock'.

The second Canadian tries his first question, "Eh, is it something good to eat?"

The first guy thinks and says, "Eh, sure, I suppose you could eat it."

The second Canadian says, "Eh, is it a moosecock?"

{All in good humor, so don't get your tighty-white's in a bunch... besides, I have Canadian relatives, a lot of them in fact.)
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hehehehehe
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Default heres a joke

ok George dubya is in a car wreck and him and an Arab ambassador are both killed.

Allah gets to the scene first and offers each of them one last wish before they move to the next world.

George Dubya wishes for a 50ft high solid concrete wall to be built all the way round america to keep ilegal aliens out.
So allah does it.
The arab ambassador asks allah to flood it.
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Default Loved this one when I heard it.......................Every Saturday..

There's a fellow who is an avid golfer. Actually he's a golf
fanatic. Every Saturday morning he has an early tee time. He
gets up very early and golf's all day long.

Well, this one Saturday morning, he gets up early, dresses
quietly, gets his clubs out of the closet, and goes out to his
car to drive to the course. It is raining a torrential downpour.
There is snow mixed with the rain and the wind is blowing
50 mph.

He comes back into the house and turns the TV to the weather
channel. From there he finds that it's supposed to be bad
weather all day long. So he puts his clubs back into the closet,
quietly undresses and slips back into bed where he cuddles up
to his wife's back, and whispers, "The weather out there is
terrible."

She replies, "Can you believe my stupid husband is out golfing?"
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Doh!
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DOH!!!!
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D'oh!
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Bah!


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