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Old 11-28-2001, 08:07 PM
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My favorite answer (from my group of friends): "Because you finally found my shoes under your bed..."
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"Because of all the guns and weed in the trunk?"
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Default because u like my car?

yeah i know it's lame

i once asked a indian (no i'm not racist) cop why he was a police officer since all the other indian people were into hi-tech. then i asked "coundn't make it?"....he threatened to write me another ticket....i just said thanks and took off after that one.
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"Because I am in a rental Camry and you are in an unmarked Camaro? Of cos you win, officer."
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"Do you want the truth?!..WELL YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH!"
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Cause you ran out of doughnuts and thought I had some?
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"because youre an ******* looking to make a buck for the city?"
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do you?
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i guess your wife finally told you what kind of car i drive...
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because you couldn't catch the faster car in front of me and had to settle for this 4door sedan


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