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OT: Thursday Joke
Top 25 actual newspaper headlines from 1999
25. Include Your Children When Baking Cookies
24. Something Went Wrong in Jet Crash, Experts say
23. Police Begin Campaign to Run Down Jaywalkers
22. Drunks get Nine Months in Violin Case
21. Iraqi head seeks arms
20. Is There a Ring of Debris Around Uranus?
19. Prostitutes Appeal to Pope
18. Panda Mating Fails, Veterinarian Takes Over
17. British Left Waffles on Falkland Islands
16. Teacher Strikes Idle Kids
15. Clinton Wins Budget; More Lies Ahead
14. Plane Too Close To Ground, Crash Probe Told
13. Miners Refuse To Work After Death
12. Juvenile Court To Try Shooting Suspect
11. Stolen Painting Found By Tree
10. Two Sisters Reunited After 18 Years In Checkout Counter
9. War Dims Hopes For Peace
8. If Strike Isn't Settled Quickly, It May Last a While
7. Couple Slain; Police Suspect Homicide
6. Man Struck By Lightening Faces Battery Charge
5. New Study of Obesity Looks for Larger Test Group
4. Astronaut Takes Blame For Gas In Space
3. Kids Make Nutritious Snacks
2. Local High School Dropouts Cut in Half
1. Typhoon Rips Through Cemetery; Hundreds Dead
25. Include Your Children When Baking Cookies
24. Something Went Wrong in Jet Crash, Experts say
23. Police Begin Campaign to Run Down Jaywalkers
22. Drunks get Nine Months in Violin Case
21. Iraqi head seeks arms
20. Is There a Ring of Debris Around Uranus?
19. Prostitutes Appeal to Pope
18. Panda Mating Fails, Veterinarian Takes Over
17. British Left Waffles on Falkland Islands
16. Teacher Strikes Idle Kids
15. Clinton Wins Budget; More Lies Ahead
14. Plane Too Close To Ground, Crash Probe Told
13. Miners Refuse To Work After Death
12. Juvenile Court To Try Shooting Suspect
11. Stolen Painting Found By Tree
10. Two Sisters Reunited After 18 Years In Checkout Counter
9. War Dims Hopes For Peace
8. If Strike Isn't Settled Quickly, It May Last a While
7. Couple Slain; Police Suspect Homicide
6. Man Struck By Lightening Faces Battery Charge
5. New Study of Obesity Looks for Larger Test Group
4. Astronaut Takes Blame For Gas In Space
3. Kids Make Nutritious Snacks
2. Local High School Dropouts Cut in Half
1. Typhoon Rips Through Cemetery; Hundreds Dead
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