Post your best race/kill stories
10-08-2003, 09:28 PM
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I ran over a squirrel with the lawnmower when I was about 12 years old.
Best kill ever.
I have a habit of cannabilism, most of my kills are other Audis. Usually the ones with ghetto mods, with young drivers thinking they are the **** in their stock 1.8Ts. The rest are the local Audi guys who don't have many mods, they are really fun to pick on.
I have a habit of cannabilism, most of my kills are other Audis. Usually the ones with ghetto mods, with young drivers thinking they are the **** in their stock 1.8Ts. The rest are the local Audi guys who don't have many mods, they are really fun to pick on.
10-08-2003, 09:46 PM
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tonight when leaving the essex GTG there was a definate kill
a guy driving a blue golf III was going down JFK parkway with some other VW Audi & BMWs and a forest donkey in the road got its **** run the fvck over. The blue Golf III clipped the deer with his front left corner, he needs a new fender, lamp, foglamp.... and some other bits. Hid door is dented too. Also so is his hood.
After the Golf smacked bambi like a pimp does a bad *****, an E46 M3 scragged the deer which was now sorta fvcked. The M3 didnt sustain any real damage that I could tell. However the deer was the sort of dead that you see in war movies.
There was glass all over the road, fur burned into the tarmak and blood too, also some deer **** and **** too.
The best part, the deer's head was sticking out from under the M3 with its toung out of the side of its mouth and its eyes were open .... Looked like it was pretty fvcked up to me! There were like a dozen of us pulled over being a menace to traffic when the police came and eventually dragged the dead deer out from under the M3.
Now thats a KILL STORY! I wish I had my camera I'd even have some killer pics for you too.
After the Golf smacked bambi like a pimp does a bad *****, an E46 M3 scragged the deer which was now sorta fvcked. The M3 didnt sustain any real damage that I could tell. However the deer was the sort of dead that you see in war movies.
There was glass all over the road, fur burned into the tarmak and blood too, also some deer **** and **** too.
The best part, the deer's head was sticking out from under the M3 with its toung out of the side of its mouth and its eyes were open .... Looked like it was pretty fvcked up to me! There were like a dozen of us pulled over being a menace to traffic when the police came and eventually dragged the dead deer out from under the M3.
Now thats a KILL STORY! I wish I had my camera I'd even have some killer pics for you too.
