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Old 10-09-2003, 04:44 AM
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Default lol. i don't think he meant that kind of kitten...

so YOU threw a kitten across the parking lot? did that make you feel better?
Old 10-09-2003, 04:47 AM
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Default I once had a squirrel run into my wheel while I was going about 40MPH...

and it just so happened that my mother was coming toward me in the other direction. She said that he ran into my wheel, bounced off, flopped around, then ran the way he came. I also one time had a deer run into the side of my car. For a split second, I saw his nose pressed against my window. All he did was bend the side mirror inward, but it was an 87 Monte Carlo SS, so it was all metal. Just needed some bending.
Old 10-09-2003, 04:59 AM
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Default It wasn't really a kitten. I'm not that heartless.

It was a stray alley cat. It would have made me feel better if it had hit a brick wall when I threw it. Nobody fvcks with my Audi, especially friggin cats.
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Default Im glad I read this now about your hatred towards cats cause

NO TICKETS FOR YOU!
Old 10-09-2003, 05:10 AM
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2 squirrels and 1 raccoon with my A4 over the past 2+ years.
Old 10-09-2003, 05:13 AM
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Default Bah, you gave them to your gf and cousins anyways

=). Have fun tonight man. Go Yankees! Boston and cats suck. (I should also mention I have a nasty allergy to cats, hence my hatred.)
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Default Thanks, I'll make sure to yell and taunt a little extra for ya, join in on some "why are you ghey"

cause Im in the bleachers baby!
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Default I ran over either Alvin Simon or Theodore, not sure but when I looked back, his head was flat and...

his little hind legs were kicking like mad, i figure the nerves.

I've had a few birds smack into my windshield at about 80mph, theyd shoot so far up, I could see through the rear view mirror them land dead on the street a few hundred feet back.
I hit a crow at about 140moh with my friends back then 3 month old M3, needless to say he was pissed, it smacked into the head light and then onto the windshiels where it proceeded to explode and leave its guts everywhere.
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Sweet dude. Bleacher bums represent!
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Default same thing happened to me.... I went back with the lawnmower, put the blades to the ground

and sat on them for about 5 minutes. Pretty much got them all.

Mike


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