RickM

Guy calls his horse rancher buddy and says he's sending a friend over to look at a horse.
"How will I recognize him?" his buddy asks.
"That's easy; he's a dwarf with a speech impediment" So, the dwarf shows up, and the guy asks him if he's looking for a male or female horse.
"A female horth." So, he shows him a prized filly.
"Nith lookin horth. Can I thee her eyeth"? So, the guy picks up the man and he gives the horse's eyes the once over.
"Nith eyeth, an I thee her earzth"? So, he picks the little fella up again, and shows him the horse's ears.
"Nith earzth. Can I thee her mouf"? The rancher is gettin pretty pissed off by this point, but he picks him up again and shows him the horse's mouth.
"Nith mouf. Can I thee her ****"? Totally pissed at this point, the rancher grabs him under his arm and rams the dwarf's head as far as he can up the horse's ****, pulls him out and slams him on the ground. The dwarf gets up, sputtering and coughing.
"Perhapth I should rephrathe that. Can I thee her wun awound a widdle bit"?