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The stiff suspension in my car makes my girlfriend's breasts jiggle more than they would have.

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Old 05-17-2005, 11:04 AM
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Default Amen to that... I can't wait to do shocks w/my already installed H&R Springs

thinking of Bilstein shocks
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she should die then.
Old 05-17-2005, 11:21 AM
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Default Mine's too smart for that...

She'll say the vibes causes booby cancer and go buy 10 pairs of shoes with my mod money. What is it with chicks and shoes???
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Default the only down side of that is more of a possibility of not keeping eyes on the road....

"keep your eyes on the road, your hands upon the wheel"(unless jiggly boobies are involved)
-Jim Morrison
i once got "ohhh do that again" on the "stay awake" rumble strip on the side of the highway.
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HAHAHAHAHA...2nd
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Default Play it safe - don't fight the shoe thing, embrace it

use their shoe fetish to your advantage.
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TPIWWP
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HAHAHAH...that's classic! I should try the merge trick on my girl sometime...
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they all swing eventually.
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Default Rather than boast of your female companion's pleasant features... [more]

Why don't you be a sport and share, my friend? A video clip would suffice, best if in normal speed AND slow motion... plus appropriate tunes. Choice of clothing is not restricted, but obviously, should be something that demonstrate your girlfriend's potential.


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