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SURVEY: Sex in new A4 @ how many miles?

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Old 02-06-2000, 03:31 PM
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Earthman Chad
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what planet is your partner from? must be pretty strong huh
Old 02-06-2000, 04:26 PM
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Default Gee, you sound REAL PASSIONATE (choke)

Partner1: I want you right here, right now, in the middle of nowhere, under the night sky...

Partner2(owner of car): Um, can we drive back to civilization and get a hotel? I don't want to get the car dirty....

Partner1: Nevermind...
Old 02-06-2000, 04:32 PM
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Leather Cleans Off Just Fine
Old 02-06-2000, 04:33 PM
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Hey, numnut; post in "Off Topic!!!!!!"
Old 02-06-2000, 04:37 PM
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I'm also worried about wear on my suspension
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What's Off Topic About It? Cleaning interiors after sex is important
Old 02-06-2000, 04:44 PM
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And It Was Cramped
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1700 miles...sedan...
Old 02-06-2000, 07:18 PM
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Default The novelty of sex in a car kind of wore off after I could afford my own place.

Not that I don't like the A4 but my house has a lot better sex infrastructure(frig for champagne, fireplace, bed, couch, stairs, table, whatever).
Old 02-06-2000, 07:19 PM
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It all depends on if your partner is a driving enthuisast or not!!
Old 02-06-2000, 07:52 PM
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Default Well this proves it, this forum is officially for little boys.

A sex in your car survey. Jesus ****ing christ, gimme a break. Will you guys just grow the **** up, and stop talking like you're 14 years old? Thank you.

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Old 02-06-2000, 08:06 PM
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Default By the way, I think both of you are really impatient under the moonlight.....

Your girlfriend wants you to have sex right away doesn't mean she wants it "at that moment" in your damn car. Does she has any patient for a few km or miles to reach the goddamn motel?
If I happen to date someone who go out really want sex "at that blinking moment" at any place, anytime, I will definitely borrow or rent a minivan or sport-utility to fulfill her dream on every dates. Frankly, that relationship won't last long if she wants to do it in my Audi and VW "right away"!
Sorry, this should be in off-topic forum!
Tom
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