Top Ten Rreasons why Honda Oowners Hate Audi \ VW Owners...
10-18-2000, 06:45 PM
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Top Ten Rreasons why Honda Oowners Hate Audi \ VW Owners...
Top Ten Reasons Why Honda Owners Hate Audi/Volkswagen Owners:
10) You can't tell the difference between an Accord type "R" and an
Accord..........wait a minute?
9) Honda drivers have to wear ear protection to drive at speeds over 70MPH
8) There are no factory turbos in the Honda product line
7) No one will ever think you make more than $20K a year even if you drive
a Civic SI.
6) The Audi/VW spare is bigger than the Preludes "sport" wheel
5) The A4 does not REQUIRE any engine mods to accommodate a body kit.
4) Audi/VW doesn't make lawnmowers
3) "Civic" and "Serious Sportscar" will never appear in the same
sentence........ANYWHERE.
2) No one ever says "WOW...what kind of car is this?" about a Honda
((bonus))...Even when you de-badge a Honda....people still know it's a
Honda...
And the number one reason why Honda owners hate Audi/Volkswagen Owners:
Audi/VW owners can just BOLT ON 18" wheels........
10) You can't tell the difference between an Accord type "R" and an
Accord..........wait a minute?
9) Honda drivers have to wear ear protection to drive at speeds over 70MPH
8) There are no factory turbos in the Honda product line
7) No one will ever think you make more than $20K a year even if you drive
a Civic SI.
6) The Audi/VW spare is bigger than the Preludes "sport" wheel
5) The A4 does not REQUIRE any engine mods to accommodate a body kit.
4) Audi/VW doesn't make lawnmowers
3) "Civic" and "Serious Sportscar" will never appear in the same
sentence........ANYWHERE.
2) No one ever says "WOW...what kind of car is this?" about a Honda
((bonus))...Even when you de-badge a Honda....people still know it's a
Honda...
And the number one reason why Honda owners hate Audi/Volkswagen Owners:
Audi/VW owners can just BOLT ON 18" wheels........
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10-18-2000, 07:20 PM
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Re: Top Ten Rreasons why Honda Oowners Hate Audi \ VW Owners...
Ha! I just sold my Honda Accord to buy my 1998 A4 Avant 2.8 with 5 speed, quattro, etc. Boy am I ever glad to be rid of that dependable, boring, piece of junk! I never named the car like I usually do because it was just "P.O.S." in my mind. Here's a few more things:
5. I had to wear ear plugs at all times to avoid hearing the various rattles in the car - back seat latch, sunroof cover.
4. I was jealous of a car with a "real" transmission that didn't hunt constantly for the right gear.
3. I was tired of pressing hard on the accelerator, hearing a lot of noise, and not going anywhere!
2. I had to plan very carefully when and if I could pass pretty much any car on the road.
1. You guys had all the cool features I couldn't get on my Honda!
Best part - I sold my P.O.S. to my boss's son as his first car at aged 17...the safety features were what turned on his dad...
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5. I had to wear ear plugs at all times to avoid hearing the various rattles in the car - back seat latch, sunroof cover.
4. I was jealous of a car with a "real" transmission that didn't hunt constantly for the right gear.
3. I was tired of pressing hard on the accelerator, hearing a lot of noise, and not going anywhere!
2. I had to plan very carefully when and if I could pass pretty much any car on the road.
1. You guys had all the cool features I couldn't get on my Honda!
Best part - I sold my P.O.S. to my boss's son as his first car at aged 17...the safety features were what turned on his dad...
K
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Top Ten Reasons Audi owners hate Honda owners
10- Do not have to wait 6+months for even the choice models.
9- Honda makes the Type-R instead of making the buyer go aftermarket to fulfill the cars potential.
8- Honda guys think the only reason you bought an Audi is because you couldn't afford a BMW and thought you were to good for a VW.
7- Aftermarket Honda turbo kits cost less then factory Audi floor mats.
6- Can get exotic accessories just about anyplace and don't have to bribe someone to bring them back from overseas.
5-Most of them thought Audi quit selling cars a few years ago.
4- When they see your pride and joy the respond with: " Is that some kind of Special Olympic Edition Mercedes?"
3- Honda has a waranty system that does not require service personnel to use the response: " I know that seems like a lot of freeplay in your seat but it is within factory specs"
2- Honda's supercar will never ever have a vaginal front grille.
1- Honda owners can spell "reasons" and "owners".
Sorry could not help myself.
Best I could do , off the cuff.
9- Honda makes the Type-R instead of making the buyer go aftermarket to fulfill the cars potential.
8- Honda guys think the only reason you bought an Audi is because you couldn't afford a BMW and thought you were to good for a VW.
7- Aftermarket Honda turbo kits cost less then factory Audi floor mats.
6- Can get exotic accessories just about anyplace and don't have to bribe someone to bring them back from overseas.
5-Most of them thought Audi quit selling cars a few years ago.
4- When they see your pride and joy the respond with: " Is that some kind of Special Olympic Edition Mercedes?"
3- Honda has a waranty system that does not require service personnel to use the response: " I know that seems like a lot of freeplay in your seat but it is within factory specs"
2- Honda's supercar will never ever have a vaginal front grille.
1- Honda owners can spell "reasons" and "owners".
Sorry could not help myself.
Best I could do , off the cuff.
