PNS Lazy Bastage

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-> NEW STATE MOTTOS: (almost certain to offend
> someone!)
>
> Alabama: Hell Yes, We Have Electricity!
> ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
> Alaska: 11,623 Eskimos Can't Be Wrong!
> ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
> Arizona: But It's A DRY Heat
> ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
> Arkansas: Literacy Ain't Everything
> ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
> California: By 30, Our Women Have More Plastic Than
> Your Honda
> ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
> Colorado: If You Don't Ski, Don't Bother
> ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
> Connecticut: Like Massachusetts, Only The Kennedy's
> Don't Own
> It-Yet
> ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
> Delaware: We Really Do Like The Chemicals In Our
> Water
> ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
> Florida: Ask Us About Our Grandkids
> ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
> Georgia: We Put The "Fun" In Fundamentalist
> Extremism
> ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
> Hawaii: Haka Tiki Mou Sha'ami Leeki Toru (Death To
> Mainland Scum,
> But Leave Your Money)
> ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
> Idaho: More Than Just Potatoes ... Well Okay, We're
> Not, But The
> Potatoes Sure Are Real Good
> ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
> Illinois: Please Don't Pronounce the "S"
> ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
> Indiana: 2 Billion Years Tidal Wave Free
> ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
> Iowa: We Do Amazing Things With Corn
> ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
> Kansas: First Of The Rectangle States
> ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
> Kentucky: Five Million People; Fifteen Last Names
> ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
> Louisiana: We're Not ALL Drunk Cajun Wackos, But
> That's Our
> Tourism Campaign
> ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
> Maine: We're Really Cold, But We Have Cheap Lobster
> ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
> Maryland: If You Can Dream It, We Can Tax It
> ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
> Massachusetts: Our Taxes Are Lower Than Sweden's
> (For Most Tax
> Brackets)
> ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
> Michigan: First Line Of Defense From The Canadians
> ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
> Minnesota: 10,000 Lakes and 10,000,000,000,000
> Mosquitoes
> ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
> Mississippi: Come And Feel Better About Your Own
> State
> ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
> Missouri: Your Federal Flood Relief Tax Dollars At
> Work
> ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
> Montana: Land Of The Big Sky, The Unabomber,
> Right-wing Crazies,
> And Very Little Else
> ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
> Nebraska: Ask About Our State Motto Contest
> ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
> Nevada: Hookers and Poker!
> ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
> New Hampshire: Go Away And Leave Us Alone
> ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
> New Jersey: You Want A ##$%##! Motto? I Got
> Yer##$%##! Motto Right
> Here!
> ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
> New Mexico: Lizards Make Excellent Pets or come hug
> our lizards
> ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
> New York: You Have The Right To Remain Silent, You
> Have The Right
> To An Attorney.
> ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
> North Carolina: Tobacco Is A Vegetable
> ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
> North Dakota: We Really Are One Of The 50 States!
> ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
> Ohio: At Least We're Not Michigan
> ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
> Oklahoma: Like The Play, Only No Singing
> ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
> Oregon: Spotted Owl ... It's What's For Dinner
> ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
> Pennsylvania: Cook With Coal
> ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
> Rhode Island: We're Not REALLY An Island
> ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
> South Carolina: Remember The Civil War? We Didn't
> Actually
> Surrender
> ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
> South Dakota: Closer Than North Dakota
> ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
> Tennessee: The Educashun State
> ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
> Texas: Si' Hablo Ing'les (Yes, I Speak English)
> ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
> Utah: Our Jesus Is Better Than Your Jesus
> ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
> Vermont: Yep
> ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
> Virginia: Who Says Government Stiffs And Slackjaw
> Yokels don't
> Mix?
> ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
> Washington: Help! We're Overrun By Nerds And
> Slackers!
> ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
> Washington, D.C.: Wanna Be Mayor?
> ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
> West Virginia: One Big Happy Family ... Really!
> ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
> Wisconsin: Come Cut The Cheese
> ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
> Wyoming: Where Men Are Men ... and the sheep are
> scared!

paul_858

hehe that's good =)