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so if anyone tries to steal it, they get a nice cut.
To make it even more sadistic, use rusty razors (to give them lock-jaw) and to REALLY f*ck with the guy..... tape a message to the bottom of the headlight housing that says...
"congratulations, you have just chosen the one car in the entire world that happens to be owned by an employee of an AIDS research clinic and has been appropriately boobie trapped to give me the last laugh. See, you are now the proud carrier of the AIDS virus, thanks to the razor cut you just received on your hand while removing my headlights. Those razors have been soaked in tainted blood. By the way... enjoy your new headlights and have yourself a great day!"
Seriously, as far fetched as that seems... if I were the guy who stole those lights and got cut, I'd be pretty f*cking scared after reading that message.
To make it even more sadistic, use rusty razors (to give them lock-jaw) and to REALLY f*ck with the guy..... tape a message to the bottom of the headlight housing that says...
"congratulations, you have just chosen the one car in the entire world that happens to be owned by an employee of an AIDS research clinic and has been appropriately boobie trapped to give me the last laugh. See, you are now the proud carrier of the AIDS virus, thanks to the razor cut you just received on your hand while removing my headlights. Those razors have been soaked in tainted blood. By the way... enjoy your new headlights and have yourself a great day!"
Seriously, as far fetched as that seems... if I were the guy who stole those lights and got cut, I'd be pretty f*cking scared after reading that message.
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