Who wants to play....... WHY PHIL NEEDS ANOTHER DOOR
10-14-2003, 10:13 PM
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Who wants to play....... WHY PHIL NEEDS ANOTHER DOOR
thats right folks... the sleazy retarded students of Morris County college have tried to steal my car for the 2nd time.
They are not only retarded but consistently retarded.
I just went out to test my modified VW/audi sunroof switch and I looked at the door and what do I notice..... The fvckers have tried it again.... Jamming something into that gap between the door handle and the door panel
I was about to go get the car inspected for insurance and this **** happens..... SO now I need to buy another $400 door. I quit this school officially as of now. I hope to have an actual job in a couple weeks at a dealership. I dont care about the lost money on tuition... this door a semester **** is not cool.
I've had this nice door for all of a month.
Fvck CCM I am getting a job at a dealership... I have to now so I can pay for this damage. This is the 2nd time these dickfcuks have tried this ****. I am an inch short of going to CCM with a baseball bat and smashing every ****ing car's windows in. I dont care if you did or didnt do it, I want to be violent right now and I want to cause pain.
I've had enough of this college and this bull**** with people trying to steal my god damned car. It wont ******* work and they dont seem to grasp that concept.
The next door is going to be equipped with a electrocution system. So be warned, if you lift that handle you're gonna be laying on the ground having a siezure a seccond later. Not my fualt you couldnt keep your hands off of my car, now dance that siezure dance like you love it.
<img src="http://orbeck.us/cablepics/DEATH/P1010028.JPG">
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They are not only retarded but consistently retarded.
I just went out to test my modified VW/audi sunroof switch and I looked at the door and what do I notice..... The fvckers have tried it again.... Jamming something into that gap between the door handle and the door panel
I was about to go get the car inspected for insurance and this **** happens..... SO now I need to buy another $400 door. I quit this school officially as of now. I hope to have an actual job in a couple weeks at a dealership. I dont care about the lost money on tuition... this door a semester **** is not cool.
I've had this nice door for all of a month.
Fvck CCM I am getting a job at a dealership... I have to now so I can pay for this damage. This is the 2nd time these dickfcuks have tried this ****. I am an inch short of going to CCM with a baseball bat and smashing every ****ing car's windows in. I dont care if you did or didnt do it, I want to be violent right now and I want to cause pain.
I've had enough of this college and this bull**** with people trying to steal my god damned car. It wont ******* work and they dont seem to grasp that concept.
The next door is going to be equipped with a electrocution system. So be warned, if you lift that handle you're gonna be laying on the ground having a siezure a seccond later. Not my fualt you couldnt keep your hands off of my car, now dance that siezure dance like you love it.
<img src="http://orbeck.us/cablepics/DEATH/P1010028.JPG">
<img src="http://orbeck.us/cablepics/DEATH/P1010029.JPG">
<img src="http://orbeck.us/cablepics/DEATH/P1010030.JPG">
10-14-2003, 10:24 PM
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razor blades..... thats kid stuff.... how about a huge coil
and a nice big capacitor to fvckstart the person's electrochemical system into a flatline in about 1 seccond.
Dead by the time they hit the ground. Nobody will suspect what really happened. Hell if I find em laying there I'll leave em there. We all know better than to touch a dead animal, they always have diseases and stuff.
Dead by the time they hit the ground. Nobody will suspect what really happened. Hell if I find em laying there I'll leave em there. We all know better than to touch a dead animal, they always have diseases and stuff.
10-14-2003, 10:27 PM
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sorry man.. that's what happens when everyone envies your car
jealousy breeds some nasty animals. what happened to your first post? got owned? good luck with the car man, that's why i never brought my car to college. i care about it too much to leave it parked there.
10-14-2003, 10:27 PM
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I can tell when my car is locked and unlocked... early cars have the long lock plungers
its quite obvious and I use the remote to lock/unlock the car.
I'll rig both driver & pasenger doors. I am going to remove the door lock access from the doors too. The trunk lock will be the only one on the entire car.
I guess I should have done this before, but hey.... now I dont have any choice do I. Its quite obvious that the touchy stealy people need to learn a lesson. Some people learn by watching, others learn by having many many Kilovolts surged through their body till they stop twitching.
I'll rig both driver & pasenger doors. I am going to remove the door lock access from the doors too. The trunk lock will be the only one on the entire car.
I guess I should have done this before, but hey.... now I dont have any choice do I. Its quite obvious that the touchy stealy people need to learn a lesson. Some people learn by watching, others learn by having many many Kilovolts surged through their body till they stop twitching.
10-14-2003, 10:31 PM
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dude, like i said before.... get this.....
<ul><li><a href="http://www.cnn.com/WORLD/africa/9812/11/flame.thrower.car/">http://www.cnn.com/WORLD/africa/9812/11/flame.thrower.car/</a></li></ul>
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10-14-2003, 10:38 PM
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you could have it rigged to your touch sensor alarm. soon as they start scraping away, COOK 'EM=)
or you could just shave off your door handles all together....