Who wants to play....... WHY PHIL NEEDS ANOTHER DOOR
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thats right folks... the sleazy retarded students of Morris County college have tried to steal my car for the 2nd time.
They are not only retarded but consistently retarded.
I just went out to test my modified VW/audi sunroof switch and I looked at the door and what do I notice..... The fvckers have tried it again.... Jamming something into that gap between the door handle and the door panel
I was about to go get the car inspected for insurance and this **** happens..... SO now I need to buy another $400 door. I quit this school officially as of now. I hope to have an actual job in a couple weeks at a dealership. I dont care about the lost money on tuition... this door a semester **** is not cool.
I've had this nice door for all of a month.
Fvck CCM I am getting a job at a dealership... I have to now so I can pay for this damage. This is the 2nd time these dickfcuks have tried this ****. I am an inch short of going to CCM with a baseball bat and smashing every ****ing car's windows in. I dont care if you did or didnt do it, I want to be violent right now and I want to cause pain.
I've had enough of this college and this bull**** with people trying to steal my god damned car. It wont ******* work and they dont seem to grasp that concept.
The next door is going to be equipped with a electrocution system. So be warned, if you lift that handle you're gonna be laying on the ground having a siezure a seccond later. Not my fualt you couldnt keep your hands off of my car, now dance that siezure dance like you love it.
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They are not only retarded but consistently retarded.
I just went out to test my modified VW/audi sunroof switch and I looked at the door and what do I notice..... The fvckers have tried it again.... Jamming something into that gap between the door handle and the door panel
I was about to go get the car inspected for insurance and this **** happens..... SO now I need to buy another $400 door. I quit this school officially as of now. I hope to have an actual job in a couple weeks at a dealership. I dont care about the lost money on tuition... this door a semester **** is not cool.
I've had this nice door for all of a month.
Fvck CCM I am getting a job at a dealership... I have to now so I can pay for this damage. This is the 2nd time these dickfcuks have tried this ****. I am an inch short of going to CCM with a baseball bat and smashing every ****ing car's windows in. I dont care if you did or didnt do it, I want to be violent right now and I want to cause pain.
I've had enough of this college and this bull**** with people trying to steal my god damned car. It wont ******* work and they dont seem to grasp that concept.
The next door is going to be equipped with a electrocution system. So be warned, if you lift that handle you're gonna be laying on the ground having a siezure a seccond later. Not my fualt you couldnt keep your hands off of my car, now dance that siezure dance like you love it.
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and a nice big capacitor to fvckstart the person's electrochemical system into a flatline in about 1 seccond.
Dead by the time they hit the ground. Nobody will suspect what really happened. Hell if I find em laying there I'll leave em there. We all know better than to touch a dead animal, they always have diseases and stuff.
Dead by the time they hit the ground. Nobody will suspect what really happened. Hell if I find em laying there I'll leave em there. We all know better than to touch a dead animal, they always have diseases and stuff.
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jealousy breeds some nasty animals. what happened to your first post? got owned? good luck with the car man, that's why i never brought my car to college. i care about it too much to leave it parked there.
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its quite obvious and I use the remote to lock/unlock the car.
I'll rig both driver & pasenger doors. I am going to remove the door lock access from the doors too. The trunk lock will be the only one on the entire car.
I guess I should have done this before, but hey.... now I dont have any choice do I. Its quite obvious that the touchy stealy people need to learn a lesson. Some people learn by watching, others learn by having many many Kilovolts surged through their body till they stop twitching.
I'll rig both driver & pasenger doors. I am going to remove the door lock access from the doors too. The trunk lock will be the only one on the entire car.
I guess I should have done this before, but hey.... now I dont have any choice do I. Its quite obvious that the touchy stealy people need to learn a lesson. Some people learn by watching, others learn by having many many Kilovolts surged through their body till they stop twitching.
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or you could just shave off your door handles all together....