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Old 10-14-2003, 10:39 PM
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Default frog needs : anger management, new door, new school, and "beater"

this stuff isn't supposed to happen, if people envy it they're supposed to leave it along and just admire it. i've driven all of my cars everywhere and only issues i had was some ******* and his key. got my car key'ed 2 weeks into bringing it back from the dealer. and my mr2 got egged in high school, but that was it. if i were in your shoes i'd consider getting a friggin alarm, or just selling the car and get something more economical like a civic *ducks*..heh

but seriously, u make it seem like your town just has it in for you. blind girls driving huge monstrocities, loser students that will get no where in life, pop that screams at you for insurance increases, and cops that tell u ur out of luck
Old 10-14-2003, 10:48 PM
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Default I really dont want to have to eliminate my door handles.

I prefer my car to look stock. However the idea of the car setting the person on fire is very appealing. However the person might burn my car... so thats a downer.


Overall the electrocution method is the best. SO is poison mace spray nozzles. The sort of mace that doesnt blind you momentarily but permanently and contains chemicals that eventually cause cardiac arrest.

Whoops is that a dead person laying in the parking lot....LOL! damn these homeless people cant they die in the woods and decay where nobody will smell them!
Old 10-14-2003, 10:51 PM
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Default Wallace you generally make sense..... but tonight you're off base by a few miles.

The sort of anger I have is not the sort that you can fix.

I only drive cars I like, and I dont like japanese cars, nor will I ever.

I have had enough 4+ years of college and I am getting a job. I'll finish the degree later in life, right now I need money and whoring myself out isnt an option.

next person who tries this on my car will die along side my car laying in their own urine and fecal matter.
Old 10-14-2003, 11:02 PM
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Default Time to get the mod the guy on the S4 had a while back...

Only remote control getting in or out, trunk and such. Everything else.... tazers my friend..... ****in' cook their asses. >:-D
Old 10-14-2003, 11:10 PM
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Default you are right on the ball tonight..... and thats where this party is headed....

right to electro shock therapy
Old 10-15-2003, 04:10 AM
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Default just spray them with some New Orleans tap water. It'll cause cardiac arrest too

and I'm willing to bet it's carcinogenic. It's some nasty stuff, but full of 'nutrients'
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Default Twice a month...with the S4 bumper.

Thieves are too dumb to know the difference.

Sorry Phil, that really blows!
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Default WYSIWYG has some extra door parts if you need em.

He offered them to me but you need em more.

btw here are my doors now:

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shave 'em
Old 10-15-2003, 06:36 AM
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Default you would quit school over a door? ummm.... WTF?

dude, in 30 years ... you are gonna be a parts manager thinking... man I sure get discounts on parts...

too bad I quit school so I can't get a better job...


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