Carol from Canada

Beta Blockers!!!

RKA

Isn't that a class of cardiovascular drugs?

A4_THOR

First, bees get crunchy as they decompose. A 30 day old bee will crumble in you hand unless you're careful.

-----Good point , we will need to keep a stock of freshly killed bees no older than a week old

Second, what are the odds that a drunk will be able to find a dead bee in their glovebox when getting pulled over?

-----Good Point, we will need to keep it in the ashtray

Third, what are the odds that he won't get shot by the policeman because the drunk is rifling through his glovebox just before the traffic stop.

----see answer above , this will prevent office from thinking that drunk person is reaching for weapon , ashtray too small to hold firearm


I dunno, it's much easier to carry a laptop in the car and tell the officer you were datalogging!
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TimB

Yup. An antihypertensive, to be specific. Perhaps he means "Blue Blockers"

Carol from Canada

Ah yes, my bad. I meant Blue Blockers.

igozoom97a4

OOPS! Increases sensitivity to sun! My bad.