kyan

Some of the best lines from car salesmen when I was shopping my A4:

1.) "U look very artistic, I think the TT 180R would suit u better."

2.) "U don't need the Sport Pkg. (for the A4 3.0) as long as u got quattro, 'cos quattro handling is just amazing!"

3.)
*sales*: "We don't have one (A4 3.0Q) w/ OnStar right now. If u want OnStar, why don't u just buy an A6?"

*me*: "U see that guy right there (a guy who was checking out an A6), he's 3 times older than I am and u telling me to get an A6?!"

PlacitasNM (aka Ken)

Good response!

DenverBB

I once had a customer who was really demanding, unfriendly, etc....

me: "You seem like one of those high pressure customers, let me go get you a high pressure salesman..."

His attitude seemed to drastically change after that.

PlacitasNM (aka Ken)

LOL

MuRaN0Daddy

" alll car lines have their problems........Audi has CP's" DOH!

JoeO

Darn it. To this day I regret not getting that shiny Toyota Celica convertible.....Not :-)

ErikNYC

him:"You know, the Passat and the Audi A4 are the exact same frame but the VW is 10K less and it's actually made better than the Audi is. You just pay for the Audi namebrand."

me:" You see that A4 accross the street? It's mine"

Ralphie

HAHAHA! Too funny.

Jet Jockey/A4 Pilot

Nice sig, too bad for the crane in the background.

AggregatVier

...and after driving, worth it.