World's Most Useless First Aid Kit
05-11-2005, 03:12 PM
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World's Most Useless First Aid Kit
So I'm pitching batting practice for my 7-year-old's Little League team and I hit this kid on the hands, smashing his fingernail and spraying blood everywhere. Keeping my wits about me, I race to my car to grab my fabulous Audi First Aid Kit. I don't know how many of you have actually opened up this thing, but A) Everything is labeled in GERMAN and B) there's not a useful freakin' thing in there! Not a single Band Aid! Nor an ice pack. Oh, there's plenty of burn cream (assuming my translation is good) and an Emergency Blanket, lots of gauze pads and a nice scissor, but absolutely nothing of value.
Do Germans not bleed?
Very disappointing.
Do Germans not bleed?
Very disappointing.
05-11-2005, 04:16 PM
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I carry a fire extinguisher, rope and in summer a life jacket.Saved a 10 y/o girl from drowning once
...a long time ago. I bet she is totally hot and tag-able now. Someone is hitting that, thanks to me.
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05-11-2005, 05:24 PM
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My smart self was moving around lines to make room for my new turbo inlet...
and when the lines moved around from driving one of them was lying on the exhaust manifold. Needless to say the rubber melted in half and made some nice smelling smoke. I was standing there on the side of the road with nothing to put it out with just staring at it smoldering. I spit on it..LOL...that didnt really help. I was ready to drop trow and **** on it. cheers! mike