Moron in Ford Expedition.
12-03-2004, 12:37 PM
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Moron in Ford Expedition.
This morning driving down the two lane road that I always drive on this Ford Expedition caught up to me and started really tailgating me for a few miles. After I reached a long flat straight two lane road this guy passes me. I was already doing the speed limit so I didn't speed up or anything. I wasn't racing at all just kept a steady speed of 55 mph. Well, anyway after getting to where I was going I got out of my car in the parking lot and that guy in the Expedition yells "you have a slow a** car." I am thinking what an idiot. Just b/c he passed me he thinks his Expedition is faster. I know this is a lame post (like all my other ones) but has anyone else run into any moron like this?
12-03-2004, 12:54 PM
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Almost ran into one.
Going 55 in the slow lane coming up to my exit, jeep came up one me from behind, fast. Jeep jumped into the fast lane, passed me and then barely cleared the solid white line to make the exit in front of me. i let off the gas and honked my horn, and jeep locked up his brakes. He got smoke off his tires and even a little sideways action. I just held the horn and slowed way down. Stopped about 4 car lenghts behind him. He started moving agiain, I let off the horn, and never saw him again.
12-03-2004, 01:03 PM
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What an azzhat.........
He is a dumb azzhat because....
1. You never yell at someone because you never know if they are nuts and will pull out a gun on you.
2. He is stupid because your Audi can smoke his Ford (no offense Ford drivers) driving a$$.
Reminds me of the old fart from Florida on I-79 that wanted to drive through me in his Grand Carivan. Tough guy found out that on wet roads that his can't keep up at 90. quattro!
1. You never yell at someone because you never know if they are nuts and will pull out a gun on you.
2. He is stupid because your Audi can smoke his Ford (no offense Ford drivers) driving a$$.
Reminds me of the old fart from Florida on I-79 that wanted to drive through me in his Grand Carivan. Tough guy found out that on wet roads that his can't keep up at 90. quattro!
12-03-2004, 01:15 PM
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You should have showed him what an Audi is capable of doing....
I had a rice burner riding my A$$ for two miles last weekend on the Parkway going about 70 mph. I finally let him have it and within seconds was doing 135 with the rice burner no where in site!
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12-03-2004, 02:08 PM
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Apparently your car isn't that slow
if he was still in the parking lot when you got there.
Last week I was stoppinng at a red light and a guy blew through past me in the right lane through the light. It had been red for a second or two when I stopped. Sure enough he was sitting stopped at the next red light as I pulled up next to him. I looked over and it was a teenager. He yelled at me asking what I was looking at. After scrolling through the obvious responses in my head I just said, "Running that red light really paid off didn't it?" I picture him as an eventual Darwin award winner.
Last week I was stoppinng at a red light and a guy blew through past me in the right lane through the light. It had been red for a second or two when I stopped. Sure enough he was sitting stopped at the next red light as I pulled up next to him. I looked over and it was a teenager. He yelled at me asking what I was looking at. After scrolling through the obvious responses in my head I just said, "Running that red light really paid off didn't it?" I picture him as an eventual Darwin award winner.
