retarded lexus drivers......hella long
05-28-2004, 12:51 PM
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retarded lexus drivers......hella long
a guy i know has a is300. i have raced him numerous times because he wanted to. i told him "not to be an *** or act arrogant, you have no chance" 2002 is300 injen short ram intake. so we've raced, stop, 10mph roll, 60mph roll....ugly for him everytime......well he told his brother about it and he wants to race me too. 2003 sc430 stock. i've ran one at palmdale and beat it by .4 seconds so i was fairly confident.....sooo
he asks me.....are u stock? (btw i dont have my chip yet....argggs) so i said yea. he says pop the hood.....at this point, im thinking....hahah this guy thinks hes cool or something talking like he know ish about cars when its apparent that he nor his brother can tell a difference between a airbox and the battery....anywho checks my hood and i check his. we are both stock....
i told him id only race him for money and where there is no traffic because i dont want to waste my time nor my gas to feed his ego. he laughs at me, takes a shot at my manhood and tells me 200 bucks. at this point, i was like ehhh whatever, i got paid today anyways, as long as i dont mis shift id be fine.....so i agree and we make our way to a barren street. its 11 p.m no cars.
i launch at 4k dump the clutch ont he upswing....catched instantaniously and got about a 1.5 lenght off the line, pasing 60 shifting to 3rd im still aobut 1.5 i could see the whole front end of his car on my side view mirror. at about 90ish after i shift to 4th i could still see his front only now i cant see the left corner light, at about 110 i shut it down. Stoked that i just won 200 bucks. we pull into the jack in the crack parking lot and he says dood ure not stock
i said what are u talking about...you saw my engine man. he then says the MOST STUPIDEST THING IVE HEARD IN MY LIFE!
"I heard a turbocharger!"
he heard a FREAKING TURBOCHARGER folks.....
i go on to explain to this idiot that audi 2.7's are twin turboed stock. he says well u didnt say that so im not going to pay you.
i was about to WHOOP HIS A$$!! OMFG i was soo pissed. he gets in his car and bones out....at this point i call his bro over and he was like sorry, he's pretty short tempered and a proud guy.....
Right now as im typing this i left a voicemail telling his *** that he owes me 200 bucks.....so how about a poll.....
should i whoop his *** and make him **** the 200.......or do i laugh at his stupidity and pity his a$$?
keep in mind that im a marine and if i go over the edge i could get court martialed.
he asks me.....are u stock? (btw i dont have my chip yet....argggs) so i said yea. he says pop the hood.....at this point, im thinking....hahah this guy thinks hes cool or something talking like he know ish about cars when its apparent that he nor his brother can tell a difference between a airbox and the battery....anywho checks my hood and i check his. we are both stock....
i told him id only race him for money and where there is no traffic because i dont want to waste my time nor my gas to feed his ego. he laughs at me, takes a shot at my manhood and tells me 200 bucks. at this point, i was like ehhh whatever, i got paid today anyways, as long as i dont mis shift id be fine.....so i agree and we make our way to a barren street. its 11 p.m no cars.
i launch at 4k dump the clutch ont he upswing....catched instantaniously and got about a 1.5 lenght off the line, pasing 60 shifting to 3rd im still aobut 1.5 i could see the whole front end of his car on my side view mirror. at about 90ish after i shift to 4th i could still see his front only now i cant see the left corner light, at about 110 i shut it down. Stoked that i just won 200 bucks. we pull into the jack in the crack parking lot and he says dood ure not stock
i said what are u talking about...you saw my engine man. he then says the MOST STUPIDEST THING IVE HEARD IN MY LIFE!
"I heard a turbocharger!"
he heard a FREAKING TURBOCHARGER folks.....
i go on to explain to this idiot that audi 2.7's are twin turboed stock. he says well u didnt say that so im not going to pay you.
i was about to WHOOP HIS A$$!! OMFG i was soo pissed. he gets in his car and bones out....at this point i call his bro over and he was like sorry, he's pretty short tempered and a proud guy.....
Right now as im typing this i left a voicemail telling his *** that he owes me 200 bucks.....so how about a poll.....
should i whoop his *** and make him **** the 200.......or do i laugh at his stupidity and pity his a$$?
keep in mind that im a marine and if i go over the edge i could get court martialed.
05-28-2004, 12:56 PM
#3
Don't get in trouble over it - it's pretty easy loosing $200 you never had.
On the other hand, the guy is a complete turd.
If he's so proud of his manhood, he should start acting like a man.
Spread the word that the guy's a liar and do your best Rodney Dangerfield "Hey! You got that $200 you owe me?" every time you see him.
If he's so proud of his manhood, he should start acting like a man.
Spread the word that the guy's a liar and do your best Rodney Dangerfield "Hey! You got that $200 you owe me?" every time you see him.
05-28-2004, 01:04 PM
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If he doesn't know a 2.7t is a turbo car, just let him live in ignorance and go on with your life.
Rest assured that anybody else out there who has a clue about cars, has the same low opinion of him that you have.
How on earth could he even think a 2.7L V6 could challenge a 4.3 V8 unless there was an equalizing factor? It's not like there is a non-turbo 2.7 option. It's right there on the engine cover for anybody who knows how to read. All it does is highlight his ignorance.
I think the 430 has around 290/300hp and 325ft lbs of torque. Curb weight around 3800lbs. 0-60 in the low 6 second range. Anybody with a brain and some car knowledge would know it should be a close match. You're obviously the better driver as well as being better informed. Let that be your reward :-)
How on earth could he even think a 2.7L V6 could challenge a 4.3 V8 unless there was an equalizing factor? It's not like there is a non-turbo 2.7 option. It's right there on the engine cover for anybody who knows how to read. All it does is highlight his ignorance.
I think the 430 has around 290/300hp and 325ft lbs of torque. Curb weight around 3800lbs. 0-60 in the low 6 second range. Anybody with a brain and some car knowledge would know it should be a close match. You're obviously the better driver as well as being better informed. Let that be your reward :-)
