Chuck540MZ

I was driving on the highway in my 540 last night- lookin' for trouble- when I came upon a bright red Ferrari Modena F360 cruising in the right lane. I figure'd I'd have a little fun with this loser so I PASSED it like it was standing still!

I knew I must have scared the crap out of the driver because he had a look of shock on his face as his girlfriend bobbed her head up from his lap area as I "blew" by. He was so scared of my 540 he didn't even try to catch up. LOOOOOOOOOSEEEEEEER!

Before anyone questions the integrity of my story, my mod.'s are:

M5 Grill
M5 Rear Spoiler
Ashtray converted to coin holder
Nice wheels
Front mudflaps
:-)

Potomac-Greg

Please provide more details. I assume that you were, of course, weaving through slower traffic, and you mother-in-law was in the back seat a-whoopin' and a-hollerin'.

avdh

Deja vu. You've posted this a few months back. Remember I did not read it properly at first.

Finman

at a meter next to the red light I was stopped at. I pulled away from it like it was standing still! I knew getting a 300 HP sedan was going to be worth it someday

My performance mods include (but are not limited to):
Genuine Audi "4-ring" valve stem covers
Foam trunk mat
Audi "4-ring" tire pressure gauge in glove box

Oh yeah, by the way...NICE KILL

Finman

You know it's a slow day when we have to resort to "smokin' BJ machine" stories

Potomac-Greg

... the meteor that entered our atmosphere, streaked through the sky and landed in Southeastern Pennsylvania. You should have seen the look on its face.

Mods:
2.7T
- Chip - Doritos, Fat Free
- Cell phone jammed into cupholder
- Owner's Manual removed to save weight
- Gas cap door rigged to act as an air brake

avdh

I'd rather be blowned in a F360 than by myself in a 540....

spanky

Sounds like you're smokin' Jamaican to me, Man! Give me a brake.

RxD

and, I dusted a Z06 Corvette with a flat tire on my way to work today!..

Chuck540MZ

I posted this silly tale last May on bimmer.org. All these race stories I've read lately are probably equally accuate and true. LOL :-)