Smoked a Ferrari F360 Modena with my 540 last night..............
#1
Smoked a Ferrari F360 Modena with my 540 last night..............
I was driving on the highway in my 540 last night- lookin' for trouble- when I came upon a bright red Ferrari Modena F360 cruising in the right lane. I figure'd I'd have a little fun with this loser so I PASSED it like it was standing still!
I knew I must have scared the crap out of the driver because he had a look of shock on his face as his girlfriend bobbed her head up from his lap area as I "blew" by. He was so scared of my 540 he didn't even try to catch up. LOOOOOOOOOSEEEEEEER!
Before anyone questions the integrity of my story, my mod.'s are:
M5 Grill
M5 Rear Spoiler
Ashtray converted to coin holder
Nice wheels
Front mudflaps
:-)
I knew I must have scared the crap out of the driver because he had a look of shock on his face as his girlfriend bobbed her head up from his lap area as I "blew" by. He was so scared of my 540 he didn't even try to catch up. LOOOOOOOOOSEEEEEEER!
Before anyone questions the integrity of my story, my mod.'s are:
M5 Grill
M5 Rear Spoiler
Ashtray converted to coin holder
Nice wheels
Front mudflaps
:-)
#2
OH YEAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH. Smoke that pasta machine!!!!!!!!1
Please provide more details. I assume that you were, of course, weaving through slower traffic, and you mother-in-law was in the back seat a-whoopin' and a-hollerin'.
#4
Yeah, well I TOASTED an NSX yesterday that was parked...
at a meter next to the red light I was stopped at. I pulled away from it like it was standing still! I knew getting a 300 HP sedan was going to be worth it someday
My performance mods include (but are not limited to):
Genuine Audi "4-ring" valve stem covers
Foam trunk mat
Audi "4-ring" tire pressure gauge in glove box
Oh yeah, by the way...NICE KILL
My performance mods include (but are not limited to):
Genuine Audi "4-ring" valve stem covers
Foam trunk mat
Audi "4-ring" tire pressure gauge in glove box
Oh yeah, by the way...NICE KILL
#6
Last month, I caught up to and passed...
... the meteor that entered our atmosphere, streaked through the sky and landed in Southeastern Pennsylvania. You should have seen the look on its face.
Mods:
2.7T
- Chip - Doritos, Fat Free
- Cell phone jammed into cupholder
- Owner's Manual removed to save weight
- Gas cap door rigged to act as an air brake
Mods:
2.7T
- Chip - Doritos, Fat Free
- Cell phone jammed into cupholder
- Owner's Manual removed to save weight
- Gas cap door rigged to act as an air brake
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#10
True, but not here . All this "Smoked this and that" (& it's Friday) inspired a little "recycling".
I posted this silly tale last May on bimmer.org. All these race stories I've read lately are probably equally accuate and true. LOL :-)