Who is going to win? Bush or Kerry
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George Bush has a heart attack and dies. He goes to
hell where the
devil is waiting for him.
"I don't know what to do here," says the devil.
"You're on my list but
I have no room for you. But you definitely have to
stay here, so I'll
tell you what I'm going to do. I've got three people
here who weren't
quite as bad as you. I'll let one of them go, but you
have to take
their place. I'll even let YOU decide who leaves."
George thought that sounded pretty good so he agreed.
The devil opened the first room. In it was Richard
Nixon and a large
pool of water. He kept diving in and surfacing empty
handed over and
over and over. Such was his fate in hell.
"No!" George said. "I don't think so. I'm not a good
swimmer and I
don't think I could do that all day long."
The devil led him to the next room. In it was Tony
Blair with a
sledgehammer and a room full of rocks. All he did was
swing that
hammer, time after time after time.
"No! I've got this problem with my shoulder. I would
be in constant
agony if all I could do was break rocks all day!"
commented George.
The devil opened a third door. In it, George saw Bill
Clinton lying
naked on the floor with his arms staked over his head
and his legs
staked in spread-eagle pose. Bent over him was Monica
Lewinsky, doing
what she does best.
George Bush looked at this in disbelief for a while
and finally said,
"Yeah, I can handle this."
The devil smiled and said, "Hey Monica, you're outa here!"
hell where the
devil is waiting for him.
"I don't know what to do here," says the devil.
"You're on my list but
I have no room for you. But you definitely have to
stay here, so I'll
tell you what I'm going to do. I've got three people
here who weren't
quite as bad as you. I'll let one of them go, but you
have to take
their place. I'll even let YOU decide who leaves."
George thought that sounded pretty good so he agreed.
The devil opened the first room. In it was Richard
Nixon and a large
pool of water. He kept diving in and surfacing empty
handed over and
over and over. Such was his fate in hell.
"No!" George said. "I don't think so. I'm not a good
swimmer and I
don't think I could do that all day long."
The devil led him to the next room. In it was Tony
Blair with a
sledgehammer and a room full of rocks. All he did was
swing that
hammer, time after time after time.
"No! I've got this problem with my shoulder. I would
be in constant
agony if all I could do was break rocks all day!"
commented George.
The devil opened a third door. In it, George saw Bill
Clinton lying
naked on the floor with his arms staked over his head
and his legs
staked in spread-eagle pose. Bent over him was Monica
Lewinsky, doing
what she does best.
George Bush looked at this in disbelief for a while
and finally said,
"Yeah, I can handle this."
The devil smiled and said, "Hey Monica, you're outa here!"
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