airbil

aka Self Defense Edition.
Kinda old, but not seen here for awhile
<img src="http://www.evilmilk.com/pictures/Easy_Access.jpg">

audikillsbmw

That's pretty sweet. Until a cop sees it when he pulls you over :P

Always Overcharged

Seems funny that the US allows you to carry a pistol but not a bat :-)

DutchDoofus

Whack em and bag em :-)

JimR

I prefer steel, polymers, brass, and lead to aluminum, for that purpose.

OHBarackWon!

<img src="http://pictureposter.audiworld.com/155001/riddled.jpg">

Serious gunplay in the streets is a storied tradition in American life. Anyone remember the <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/North_Hollywood_shootout">North Hollywood shootout</a> in 1997? A nearly hour-long gun battle in the streets between 2 bank robbers wearing body armor and carrying fully automatic weapons, and 300 under-armed police officers? Thousands of rounds fired, 10 officers and 7 civilians down, one bank robber ultimately dead from his own gun and the other surviving 40 minutes with 29 bullets in him.<ul><li><a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Oqfrr26yTSY&amp;feature=related">Even if you wear body armor, they will shoot you in the thumbs and shins until you say uncle.</a></li></ul>

svxit

Whither matching Alcantara bat handle?

KYNZ

wait, wasnt that the scene from HEAT? hehe.

ricoblanco

"They're speed holes. They make the car go faster."

"Oooh...<i>speeeed holes</i>!"

Sorry, I couldn't resist.

Perpetual Novice

If you judge that you need lethal force in a situation, a handgun and training would better serve you.