Women Drivers....
11-06-2002, 08:23 PM
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Women Drivers....
WOMAN DRIVERS (are a hazard to traffic!!!)
Driving to work this morning on the Interstate, I
looked over to my left and there was a woman in a
brand new BMW doing 95 miles per hour with her
face up next to her rear view mirror putting on her eyeliner!
I looked away for a couple seconds and when I looked back
she was halfway over in my lane, still working on that damn makeup!!!
It scared me so bad I dropped my electric shaver,
which knocked the donut out of my other hand. In
all the confusion of trying to straighten out the
car using my knees against the steering wheel, it
knocked my cellphone away from my other ear which
fell into the coffee between my legs and
DISCONNECTED AN IMPORTANT CALL!!!!!!!
DAMN WOMEN DRIVERS!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Driving to work this morning on the Interstate, I
looked over to my left and there was a woman in a
brand new BMW doing 95 miles per hour with her
face up next to her rear view mirror putting on her eyeliner!
I looked away for a couple seconds and when I looked back
she was halfway over in my lane, still working on that damn makeup!!!
It scared me so bad I dropped my electric shaver,
which knocked the donut out of my other hand. In
all the confusion of trying to straighten out the
car using my knees against the steering wheel, it
knocked my cellphone away from my other ear which
fell into the coffee between my legs and
DISCONNECTED AN IMPORTANT CALL!!!!!!!
DAMN WOMEN DRIVERS!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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11-07-2002, 05:36 PM
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I've seen so men that aren't much better but you nailed it with the makeup thing
In the summer I sometimes bicycle to work and the roads are very busy here. I try to keep to secondary road and only cross highways. I keep an eye out behind me when I bike on main road of office complex and approach entrances. The one day as a peer over my should I see a woman in an SUV putting on lipstick as see comes deeper into the shoulder. I was able to steer right up to the curb but if I hadn't move overed I think she would have nailed me. The thing that pissed me off is she never knew that I was there even after she passed me....She doesn't know that she would have hit a biker that day!
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