Audi Quattro arrive at the Italian border
01-13-2005, 05:25 AM
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Audi Quattro arrive at the Italian border
not the funniest joke ....
Five Germans in an Audi Quattro arrive at the Italian border.
The Italian Customs Officer stops them and tells them "It's a illegala
to putta five people in a Quattro."
"Vot do you mean it'z illegal?" asks the German driver.
"Quattro meansa four" replies the Italian official.
"Quattro is just ze name of ze automobile" the Germans retort
unbelievingly.
"Look at zee papers: zee car is designed to carry 5 persons."
"You canta pulla thata one on amee!" replies the Italian customs
officer. "Quattro meansa four. You-a have five-a people ina youra car
and you are thereforea breaking the law."
The German driver replies angrily, "You idiot! Call your zupervisor over.
I vant to speak to someone viz more intelligence!"
"Sorry" responds the Italian officer, "He can'ta come. He'sa busy
witha two guysa in a Fiat Uno."
Five Germans in an Audi Quattro arrive at the Italian border.
The Italian Customs Officer stops them and tells them "It's a illegala
to putta five people in a Quattro."
"Vot do you mean it'z illegal?" asks the German driver.
"Quattro meansa four" replies the Italian official.
"Quattro is just ze name of ze automobile" the Germans retort
unbelievingly.
"Look at zee papers: zee car is designed to carry 5 persons."
"You canta pulla thata one on amee!" replies the Italian customs
officer. "Quattro meansa four. You-a have five-a people ina youra car
and you are thereforea breaking the law."
The German driver replies angrily, "You idiot! Call your zupervisor over.
I vant to speak to someone viz more intelligence!"
"Sorry" responds the Italian officer, "He can'ta come. He'sa busy
witha two guysa in a Fiat Uno."
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