aerohr

I am willing to buy your 91 200tq 20v pearlescent $5,000, my mode of payment will lays on certified cashier check drawn in U.S funds , i will be informing my client in U.S who be forwarding a check of $9000 to you on my behave , i will be handling the shipping, and every relevant title, if you want me to forward the check to you, i want you to give me the name that will be on cheque and your physical address which you will like to recieve the cheque ,but if you will prefer to receive the check in your bank i will want you to provide all the necessary info concerning your bank (bank name and address , account #and rounting #, so that i can order my client to wire the payment to your bank asap.more over the balance on the excess funds will be base on shipping bcos they are having other consignment for me to !
Thanks,
Smith.

aerohr

I thought that I made my terms explicitly clear in my previous message. Perhaps you didn't understand. First of all, checks are not an acceptable form of payment. To recap what is, $20.00 unmarked bills, Pure cocaine, and cut diamonds. I am not willing to negotiate, unless you may be interested in a trade? I am willing to accept as a form of payment any of the following: A 2004 S4 (new), and RS6 (new, or slightly used), and S8 (again, new/slightly used), or a 1979 Gremlin (I like these the best! Must be yellow with minimal rust.) As far as my prices are concerned, I don't really know where you came up with the $9000.00 + $5000.00, that only comes to a total of 14,000. Even without my shipping costs, that is nowhere near what I was expecting! I said 25,000 including shipping. Due to your insolence, I am going to have to amend my original price and include and additional $2500.00 "insolence fee", as is the going rate here in the united states. The price for the vehicle is now up to $27,500. My barge is standing by in Boston harbor with the vehicle already strapped down and ready to make the voyage to the UAE (weather permitting, of course, as it is truly nothing more than a few mattresses strapped together with some twine and a 40 horse motor attached to a mount.) I am going to have to check the local tide patterns and also hurricane watches. If we, as American citizens have learned anything from Cuban immigrants, there is nothing worse than having your mattress capsize and having your Audi sink to the bottom of the Atlantic. In the event that the car does fall off of the barge I am going to have to charge you an additional $2500.00 "Sunk car fee" as is also customary where I come from.
Finally, I see no need to provide you with my routing number, and other pertinent bank information, I don't see how that can be of any importance, as I have made it completely clear that I am only willing to accept illegal goods or $20.00 inconsecutive unmarked bills as means of payment. I don't have any intention of going through the bank with this transaction.

Thank you for the response, I hope you will find my terms to be acceptable.

Hope to hear from you soon,

Andrew

Quattrotrac

Insolence fee....I luv it

SteveJ_in_TX

Plus you left out the Gremlin being full of kruggerrands...

aerohr

sarcasm so that he continues to bite. Obviously he is at a language handicap (whether he is from Dubai or not) so he may not understand all that I am saying, but honestly, he responded after I told him I needed to issue and "Arab tax" and wanted to only be paid in cocaine, cut diamonds, or nonconsecutive $20's... apparently he's not the sharpest knife on the tree.

19885ktqcd in Wa. st

we have a Arab tax?

v8phil

I spent hours last year amused by sites like these. They make good reading.

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aerohr

we do now.

RussB

I love Lady Agatha's replies.

I lived in Nigeria for years. The crooks there can be very clever.

Type44Q

same:

"Fool! Learn better English."