Soccer moms who crunch Audis with their SUVs should upgrade to
02-01-2004, 07:32 PM
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Soccer moms who crunch Audis with their SUVs should upgrade to
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No more girly Suburbans and F-model Canyoneros! Ladies and wimpymen, I give you the Kenworth Pilgrimage:<ul><li><a href="http://poseur.4x4.org/futuresuv.html">http://poseur.4x4.org/futuresuv.html</a</li></ul>
No more girly Suburbans and F-model Canyoneros! Ladies and wimpymen, I give you the Kenworth Pilgrimage:<ul><li><a href="http://poseur.4x4.org/futuresuv.html">http://poseur.4x4.org/futuresuv.html</a</li></ul>
02-02-2004, 07:37 AM
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Canyonero theme song
The Simpsons - Canyonero
Can you name the truck with four wheel drive,
smells like a steak and seats thirty-five?
Canyonero! Canyonero!
Well, it goes real slow with the hammer down,
It's the country-fried truck endorsed by a clown!
Canyonero! (Yah!) Canyonero!
[Krusty:] Hey Hey
The Federal Highway commission has ruled the
Canyonero unsafe for highway or city driving.
Canyonero!
12 yards long, 2 lanes wide,
65 tons of American Pride!
Canyonero! Canyonero!
Top of the line in utility sports,
Unexplained fires are a matter for the courts!
Canyonero! Canyonero! (Yah!)
She blinds everybody with her super high beams,
She's a squirrel crushing, deer smacking, driving
machine!
Canyonero!-oh woah, Canyonero! (Yah!)
Drive Canyonero!
Woah Canyonero!
Woah!<ul><li><a href="http://www.sweeto.co.uk/Stuff/music.php?page=download&name=The%20Simpsons%20-%20Canyonero.mp3">http://www.sweeto.co.uk/Stuff/music.php?page=download&name=The%20Simpsons%20-%20Canyonero.mp3</a</li></ul>
Can you name the truck with four wheel drive,
smells like a steak and seats thirty-five?
Canyonero! Canyonero!
Well, it goes real slow with the hammer down,
It's the country-fried truck endorsed by a clown!
Canyonero! (Yah!) Canyonero!
[Krusty:] Hey Hey
The Federal Highway commission has ruled the
Canyonero unsafe for highway or city driving.
Canyonero!
12 yards long, 2 lanes wide,
65 tons of American Pride!
Canyonero! Canyonero!
Top of the line in utility sports,
Unexplained fires are a matter for the courts!
Canyonero! Canyonero! (Yah!)
She blinds everybody with her super high beams,
She's a squirrel crushing, deer smacking, driving
machine!
Canyonero!-oh woah, Canyonero! (Yah!)
Drive Canyonero!
Woah Canyonero!
Woah!<ul><li><a href="http://www.sweeto.co.uk/Stuff/music.php?page=download&name=The%20Simpsons%20-%20Canyonero.mp3">http://www.sweeto.co.uk/Stuff/music.php?page=download&name=The%20Simpsons%20-%20Canyonero.mp3</a</li></ul>
02-02-2004, 08:10 AM
#5
I bet that'd pull my trailer! I still need a big SUV though, 20x8 box car haulers don't like SWB
vehicles, and gas trucks get crappy fuel mileage (10-13mpg) with the trailer empty or full (need to add an "aero" nose to my trailer!).
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02-02-2004, 06:50 PM
#9
I was thinking Suburban 2500 T-diesel (need to haul people too, hence the SUV thing)...
However, I've only seen one for sale locally, by the father of one of my groomsmen. He wanted too much for it, mid/low 20's on a truck worth in the upper teens. Plus it was gold 
