RyanS3

All That and A Bag of Chips
Attach a small bag of snack chips to the front of your shirt. When people ask, you can say "I'm all that and a bag of chips...."

Mastercard Ad
Wear whatever clothing you choose. Attach a sign to your back that says "Shirt: $30...Jeans: $50...Shoes: $70......Halloween costume that took minimal effort: Priceless.

Snackbar
Attach open bags of snacks to you (chips, pretzels, cheese puffs, nuts, etc.). Your friends will love it! They will be snacking on you all night long.

Starbucks
Make some yellow stars out of paper or cardboard and pin them all over your clothes. Then take several dollar bills and pin them on also. Optional: carry a coffee mug.

Spice Rack
Wear an extra-large bra over your clothes. Stuff it with jars of spices

- I really want to be the snack bar b/c it's so damn convenient. I'm always hungry! But right now I'm wearing a bra. I don't know how girls do this all day/night. f that.

formerly dennisA4

Yeah, the snack bag sounds fun. And functional!