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Old 06-13-2007, 10:45 PM
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Default Holy moly Rasputin (hesaputzin...whatever yer name is)

Are you iModA3's dad? The 2 of you are lyrical geniuses!

I laughed even harder the 2nd time I reads it!
Thanks for the reminder..I need to re-new my sub-script to gayboy rice burner...that mags the dong! oops... I meen ****e!
Old 06-14-2007, 03:01 AM
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keep it goin' boyz(girls)....my power is rising!
Old 06-14-2007, 04:33 AM
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Default warning: only works with vinyl or cloth seats...

... leather = too hard to keep clean under constant climax.

[ducking & running]
Old 06-14-2007, 05:47 AM
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Default Yes - these little known magazines concentrate on the latest low-cost

performance technologies - the innovations that greedy oil companies, automakers and governments try to hide from the little guy.
Did you catch the latest issue of Tatooed Stripper? there's a writeup on a Subie equipped with G- box and electric supercharger - indicated 578 Hp by G force meter. Difficulties were encountered in launching the monster WRX, as pavement excavations up to 16" depth were reported. Also the ride-along model experienced a silicone insert implosion from the incredible acceleration; the driver was blinded by goop, hit a bridge abutment and totalled the Subie. Fortunately the wobbly-soft silicone + airbag deployment saved the occupants, and nothing other than an embarassing extrication by the Fire Department was necessary.
Those who make sacrifices like these in the name of performance research for all of us - we salute you!
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Default Holy Crap!! I was stuck in traffic, playing with my new Blackjack

and bored so I decided to get caught up on todays posts, when I read this thread and clicked on the link to the G-Box site all of sudden my car started revving like mad. But this wasn't normal revving, it felt more powerful, also I'm pretty sure it modified the sound coming out of my exhaust pipe, sounded deeper, meaner,plus a good 10db louder too. I've now mounted my phone to the dash with a proclip and rigging a button that when I push it will make the browser jump to their page. Sort of like a NOS system.
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Default haha I randomly came across the companies website the other day

Icouldn't believe someone took the 20 ebay chip and put it in a fancy case and sold it for 8Xs as much..

that takes *****...

yeah lets trick intake air temps to get more timing... grand idea.
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Must have......More.........POWA!!!!!!
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LOL! Goodness Kenny3!
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