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Old 11-01-2007, 09:04 AM
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Default What do you say to the Customs officer at the US/Canadian border when you have a coffin-sized box in

the back of your Avant?

Yes, Sir.
No, Sir.
Yes, it was a good deal, Sir.
Thank you very much, Sir.

(Never looked in the box). Coulda had a couple of wetbacks in there.

Thanks Brian. Good job on the packing.
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praytell, what's in the box?
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it sounds like just the right size for a Stromung exhaust
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or a transmission?
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Dead ones.
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Default Nope. Live ones. Man, it was difficult to keep them from giggling.

Now, how to tell my wife?
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Default Tell your Wife they are new special librarians ,to keep up with the influx of Questions you answer.

A librarian is an information professional trained in library science and information science: the organization and management of information and service to people with information needs In the Audi World. The word is also used for those in charge of collections in general AKA Dave F. Librarians work typically in one of the many types of library or school media centers, and increasingly in other information-provision settings; the term is also used sometimes in a popular sense to refer to anyone who works in a library. Although librarians have been traditionally associated with collections of books, as seen by the etymology of the word "librarian," modern librarians deal with information in many formats, including books, magazines, newspapers, audio recordings in various formats (both music recordings and audiobooks), video recordings in various formats, maps, photographs and other graphic material, bibliographic databases, and Internet resources in general. They often provide other information services, including computer provision and training, coordination of public programs, basic literacy education, and help with finding and using community resources.

In most western nations the librarian is a professional with a Masters degree in library science, as well as the sworn Knowledge of Classic Audi's, who is educated to analyze information needs and provide patrons in a variety of settings with information resources appropriate to meet those needs.
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Took me an hour and 2 beers to wrap those up! Enjoy.
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Shhhh!!! <whispers> "Keep it down. And did you look in the FAQ first?"
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step 1 cut a hole in the box


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