BAHAH: I love this joke... How do you get 50 Canadians out of a pool?
03-02-2007, 10:50 AM
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Three Doctors are dicussing which types of patients they prefer. Doctor Watson says, ...
''I prefer librarians. All their organs are alphabetized.''
Doctor Fitzpatrick says, ''I prefer mathematicians. All their organs are numbered.''
Doctor Ahn says, ''I prefer lawyers. They are gutless, heartless, brainless, spineless, and their heads and rear ends are interchangeable.''
If there're any lawyers here, my name is Meegis.
Doctor Fitzpatrick says, ''I prefer mathematicians. All their organs are numbered.''
Doctor Ahn says, ''I prefer lawyers. They are gutless, heartless, brainless, spineless, and their heads and rear ends are interchangeable.''
If there're any lawyers here, my name is Meegis.
03-02-2007, 11:14 AM
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How do you get everybody all together for a wedding shot
Scream "can you all please move in together closer please"
And they do.
Wow, that worked
Buddy didn't know what to do to get the group closer so I decided to scream that out.
CityTV was doing a segment this week focusing on Torontonians - from what one would do if they seen somebody littering to another where there was a 'couple' making out in public space. All actors of course.
We're just too polite.
And they do.
Wow, that worked
Buddy didn't know what to do to get the group closer so I decided to scream that out.
CityTV was doing a segment this week focusing on Torontonians - from what one would do if they seen somebody littering to another where there was a 'couple' making out in public space. All actors of course.
We're just too polite.
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