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Old 04-18-2005, 07:59 AM
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Default Dear Mr, Gription,

I am writing this to inform you of the tale of my weekend. Friday I was thinking about how long it was going to take to receive the fluids for your vehcile. After some time, I became angry and decided to take matters into my own hands. I loaded up my bike and headed off for my journey.
As I rode across the states I became tired. But the sting from the streamers of my 1987 20 inch Huffy special kept me going. When I reached the shore of the mighty ocean, I inflated my water craft. A single manned size Daffy duck raft. I loaded my supplies (Bottled Continental water from the freshest streams in Joliet and some Lunchables) into Daffy and set off to sea.
The sea was angry that day, but as I stared into the eye of the storm I yelled "Give me more cow bell, or give me death." Eventually I made it to the mother land only to find out that your fluid was shipped FedEx. (I didn't know FedEx shipped world wide, must be a new thing.)
With only one cracker left from my Lunchable, I set sail to journey back home. At work I found 20 quarts of the fluid and a volleyball named Wilson.
It is my pleasure to tell you that your duck has been successfully flushed and your vehicle is ready.
Some tech's go the extra mile, I go the extra continenant.
Old 04-18-2005, 08:06 AM
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Default *sniff* that was beautiful

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Old 04-18-2005, 08:12 AM
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Default The freshest streams in Joliet? You SIR are the MAN!

As if there is any doubt as to your Audi-repairing studliness. Now you have the training to embark on the Iron Man triathalon.

So the duck under the car was eradicated with the new goo?
Old 04-18-2005, 08:15 AM
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Seems to be so, if anything it put it to sleep.
Old 04-18-2005, 08:17 AM
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Default So the duck is now...

"sleeping with the fishes", so to speak.

You rule, damnit.
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Hehe
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Default Think so.

If you come get it while I am here come and see me.
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Default I'll try.

What time do you leave?
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6:00 Usually.


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