I've decided to open my OWN Motorsport Country Club, get in on the gound-floor NOW...

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Old 04-16-2007, 05:26 AM
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Default I've decided to open my OWN Motorsport Country Club, get in on the gound-floor NOW...

I've given a LOT of thought to the layout and have spared no expense! The track will be located in close proximity to either a strip club or a Hooters so we can use their facilities as the Clubhouse. An added benefit of my Country Club is it is fairly mobile and can be moved around to keep one step ahead of the Law or have been asked to "leave the Clubhouse, " (which will no doubt happen).

I'm offering charter memberships for only $5K--bargain relative to the other guys--and I'm capping memberships at 100. Don't miss out, sent me money!

Caveat: If I don't get enough interest, the kegger will be replaced by a lawn chair (also most likely stolen).

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Can we establish a reciprocity agreement?
Old 04-16-2007, 05:33 AM
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I'll have my people look into it (we're VERY discriminating).
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Default sounds like a deal, do you have a Family plan

send me your PayPal acct, so I can sent you this years fees
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I'm in. Check's in the mail.
Old 04-16-2007, 10:05 AM
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Default Wow - you've really expanded your horizons in track design from your earlier efforts...:

(Early ICONCLS track design):

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I'm impressed.

One question, though - doesn't this NEW design go against your "Prime Design Directive"??:


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Old 04-16-2007, 11:11 AM
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I was the *ORIGINAL* SLW, not like those S4 girlZ.
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I would've preferred cash (money) from the likes of you.
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Not a family gig but I'm thinking of waiving all fees for topless womenz.
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will be sending Pics of wife later


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