Got owned by a really cute waitress @ Outback tonight...
#11
'Oh, and how much is that appetizer...I have a couple bucks extra now'
I'm usually very chivalrous , but if I'm not I don't need an Outback waitress pwning me over it. Her tip would suffer.
#13
3rd... Fvck Dat B!tch... You shoulda smacked her in da a$$ and asked her if shed like your tip! But
then, you'd have to take your mom elsewhere to eat... Ted's Montanna is good for about the same price.