I got attacked by a squirrel yesterday...
11-26-2007, 06:49 AM
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I got attacked by a squirrel yesterday...
Add another item to Zippy's odd encounters.
I was getting a hot cocoa at the rest stop on my way down to NC and I felt something on my shoe, slightly similar to the feeling when your sweatpants get caught on a branch.
Looked down, and there was a squirrel grasping my shoe and biting it. I was extremely dazed, all I could think was that there was no way a squirrel was hugging my shoe - and I shook my leg. He let go, looked at me, and went after my shoe again.
Never bit me, just my damn Puma.
I shook it off again - and kicked it. It flew about 4-5 feet.
Some little girl yelled at me, how could I kick a poor little squirrel?
Simple. It bit me. I kicked it. I'll kick it again. And just to get back for biting me, i'll run over the next cousin of his that darts in front of my car.
Dammit.
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I was getting a hot cocoa at the rest stop on my way down to NC and I felt something on my shoe, slightly similar to the feeling when your sweatpants get caught on a branch.
Looked down, and there was a squirrel grasping my shoe and biting it. I was extremely dazed, all I could think was that there was no way a squirrel was hugging my shoe - and I shook my leg. He let go, looked at me, and went after my shoe again.
Never bit me, just my damn Puma.
I shook it off again - and kicked it. It flew about 4-5 feet.
Some little girl yelled at me, how could I kick a poor little squirrel?
Simple. It bit me. I kicked it. I'll kick it again. And just to get back for biting me, i'll run over the next cousin of his that darts in front of my car.
Dammit.
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11-26-2007, 08:21 AM
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You can do worse things to squirrels
<a href="http://www.killsometime.com/video/video.asp?ID=870">Squirrel Catapult</a>
What's the deal on the car? I was hoping you'd be able to help me with my clutch (sometime after the new year when I have $$ to finish the things I need to do).
What's the deal on the car? I was hoping you'd be able to help me with my clutch (sometime after the new year when I have $$ to finish the things I need to do).