Paging Jesus, please call me!
#4
He doesn't answer... how may I help?
<i>"Hello there, children!"</i>
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Can't find a pic of the full album fold out... :-\
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Can't find a pic of the full album fold out... :-\
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#8
Great movie, great scene!!
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cracks me up!
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cracks me up!
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#9
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And when they nail my pimpled *** to the cross
Ill tell them I found Jesus that should throw them off
He goes by the name Jesus and steals hubcaps from cars
Oh Jesus can I borrow your crowbar?
To pry these God damn nails out theyre beginning to hurt
Crucified and all I got was this lousy t-shirt
I cant believe its not butter! Ill sing as Im flogged
Yeah thats what I would do if I were god
Ill tell them I found Jesus that should throw them off
He goes by the name Jesus and steals hubcaps from cars
Oh Jesus can I borrow your crowbar?
To pry these God damn nails out theyre beginning to hurt
Crucified and all I got was this lousy t-shirt
I cant believe its not butter! Ill sing as Im flogged
Yeah thats what I would do if I were god