lunkhead

Subject: Something to Offend EVERYONE
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> >
> > > SOMETHING TO OFFEND EVERYONE PART I
> > >
> > >
> > > What do you call two Mexicans playing
> basketball?
> > > Juan on Juan.
> > >
> > > What is a Yankee?
> > > The same as a quickie, but a guy can do it
> alone.
> > >
> > > What is the difference between a Harley and a
> Hoover?
> > > The position of the dirt bag.
> > >
> > > Why is divorce so expensive?
> > > Because it's worth it.
> > >
> > > What's the fluid capacity of Monica Lewinsky's
> mouth?
> > > One US leader.
> > >
> > > What do you see when the Pillsbury Dough Boy
> bends over?
> > > Doughnuts.
> > >
> > > Why is air a lot like sex?
> > > Because it's no big deal unless you're not
> getting any.
> > >
> > > Why is Chelsea Clinton so homely?
> > > Because Janet Reno is her real father.
> > >
> > > What do you get when you put 50 lesbians and 50
> politicians in a room
> > > together?
> > > 100 people who don't do dick.
> > >
> > >
> > > SOMETHING TO OFFEND EVERYONE PART II (JUST
> WARMING UP!)
> > >
> > > What do you call a smart blonde?
> > > A golden retriever.
> > >
> > > What do attorneys use for birth control?
> > > Their personalities.
> > >
> > > What's the difference between a girlfriend and
> wife?
> > > 45 lbs.
> > >
> > > What's the difference between a boyfriend and
> husband?
> > > 45 minutes.
> > >
> > > How many women does it take to change a light
> bulb?
> > > None, they just sit there in the dark and bitch.
> > >
> > > What's the fastest way to a man's heart?
> > > Through his chest with a sharp knife.
> > >
> > > Why do men want to marry virgins?
> > > They can't stand criticism.
> > >
> > > Why is it so hard for women to find men that are
> sensitive, caring, and
> > > good-looking?
> > > Because those men already have boyfriends.
> > >
> > > What's the difference between a new husband and
> a new dog?
> > > After a year, the dog is still excited to see
> you.
> > >
> > > What makes men chase women they have no
> intention of marrying?
> > > The same urge that makes dogs chase cars they
> have no intention of
> > driving.
> > >
> > > A brunette, a blonde, and a redhead are all in
> third grade. Who has the
> > > biggest *****?
> > > The blonde, because she's 18.
> > >
> > > Why don't bunnies make noise when they have sex?
> > > Because they have cotton *****.
> > >
> > > What's the difference between a porcupine and
> BMW?
> > > A porcupine has the ****** on the outside.
> > >
> > > What did the blonde say when she found out she
> was pregnant?
> > > "Are you sure it's mine?"
> > >
> > > Why does Mike Tyson cry during sex?
> > > Mace will do that to you.
> > >
> > > Why did OJ Simpson want to move toWest Virginia?
> > > Everyone has the same DNA.
> > >
> > > Why do men find it difficult to make eye
> contact?
> > > Breasts don't have eyes.
> > >
> > > Did you hear about the dyslexic Rabbi?
> > > He walks around saying "Yo."
> > >
> > > Why do drivers' education classes in Redneck
> schools use thecar only on
> > > Mondays, Wednesdays and Fridays?
> > > Because on Tuesday and Thursday, the Sex Ed
> class uses it.
> > >
> > > SOMETHING TO OFFEND EVERYONE, PART III (Just
> Great Stuff)
> > >
> > > What's the Cuban National Anthem?
> > > "Row, Row, Row Your Boat"
> > >
> > > Where does an Irish family go on vacation?
> > > A different bar.
> > >
> > > What would you call it when an Italian has one
> arm shorter than the
> other?
> > > A speech impediment.
> > >
> > > How do you get a sweet little 80-year-old lady
> to say the F word?
> > > Get another sweet little 80-year-old lady to
> yell *BINGO*!
> > >
> > > What's the difference between a northern
> fairytale and a southern
> > fairytale?
> > >
> > > A northern fairytale begins "Once upon a
> time..." A southern fairytale
> > > begins "Y'all ain't gonna believe
> > > this ****..."
> > >
> > > My, my, how times have changed.
> > > Years ago...When 100 white men chased one black
> man, we called it the
> Klu
> > > Klux Klan; today they call it the PGA TOUR.
> > >
> > > Why is there no Disneyland in China?
> > > No one's tall enough to go on the good rides
> >

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