Haven't posted a kill story in a while so here it goes.....S4 - 2 BMW 330i - 0. Baby Seal ;)

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Old 03-28-2007, 01:09 PM
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Default Haven't posted a kill story in a while so here it goes.....S4 - 2 BMW 330i - 0. Baby Seal ;)

<center><img src="http://www.gayot.com/images/auto/bmw330i/bmw330i_1.jpg"></center><p>Red Light...

This funky dude with spiked hair, big bug eyed sunglasses thinking he's a big shot blasting music with every possible window down in the car barely stops next to me and starts revving at a light about 2 miles from Stony on 97.

At this point I'm thinking to myself should I do it or not, while thinking about it the light turns green and he speeds off and slams on the brakes again because there is another light coming up/waiting 150 yards ahead... I come up next to him and he looks over and gives me a smirk (WTF) thats what pissed me off. At the moment I had my front two windows down so I put them back up (so he couldn't see me laughing at his dumb *** when I was about to tear him apart to pieces).

Light turns green "SCREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEECCCCCCCHH" poor BMW RWD, and shifts into second. He got the jump by about half a car by the time I shifted into second (Not WOT) we were side by side. Then I kept pulling, go into 3rd and keep gaining 3 cars, 4 cars etc.. and I backed off. He is now coming full force (WOT) so I hit it again right when he passed me and kept going until I passed him again LOL and I backed off, and let the idiot go. He made the next right after a 1/4 mile.

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I guess it is considered a baby seal but I am impatient with morons like this. I wish it was a 335i so we could have seen "true" results and not a blow-out. Oh well! Drive safe!
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Default Kai, I'd like to see how I hold up against a TIP.

We should set something up when I have my car home.
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Alright, but it might cost you big bucks....ask our friend WECoyote ;-),but I think he is happy now.
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Default Re: Haven't posted a kill story in a while so here it goes.....S4 - 2 BMW 330i - 0. Baby Seal ;)

Would you please stop harassing 330 Bimmers?
330's are allroad lunch.....had a few Girls some time back trying to "race" the allroad at night on rt1, young chick 330 driver placed a bet for DD coffee....and she paid dearly after losing 4 times ;-)
Her uncle or so owned an allroad (bone stock I assume) and she always beat this car, so she was thinking of doing the same thing with my Daddy wagon - wrong choice :-)

But nice kill....keep 'em coming.
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it also might not have been a 2.7 allroad, or maybe she was confusing it with an A4 avant
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Nope, unmistakenly allroad, she asked if that was the car with the suspension going up and down ;-)
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Was she hot?..Now you made me remember the MILF with the S55 that I messed around with on the LIE
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Default 3 Coeds in the Bimmer and all hot.....but I promised not to give up the phone number ;-)

Just take a pick :-)

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That pic is awesome. ;-)
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