SFexBOY

>You refer to Manhattan as 'the city.'
>You call the ferry "the boat."
>You can name all four bridges.
>
>Denino's Pizza and Ralph's Ices are the best summertime treats --- and
you
>will wait on line for 45 minutes just for a vanilla chip ice!
>
>You've gone sledding at Latourette.
>
>There is only one mall... and it's called 'the mall.'
>
>It takes you a half hour to get to your friend's house... and they live
>less than a mile away.
>
>You know it's Prince's Bay, not Princess Bay.
>
>You would never swim in the water here.
>
>You take pride in being from the 'South Shore.'
>
>At least one of your relatives is fluent in Italian.
>
>You've gotten into arguments with people who think Long Island is the
>fifth
>borough.

>you have been to miami and cancun more times than you can count, and
while there have run into
people you know.

You or someone you know has more than one matching velore sweatsuits
in their closet.
>
>You can smell the dump from your house but you're so used to the smell
>that
>you don't notice it anymore.
>
>There is a deli/laundromat/pizza place/drug dealer/bagel
shop/hairsalon on every corner.
>
>You've gotten into a screaming match over a parking spot.
>
>You know everyone on the island through 'six degrees of seperation.'
>
>You or someone you know has a tribal band or some sort of tibal art
on their body, and doesnt
know what it means. it just looks cool.

Someone you know has a lifetime membership to Tanning Loft.

>Everyone you know claims to be 'connected.'
>
>Grades 6-8 are called Intermediate School (e.g., IS 61), not middle
school
>or junior high.
>
>You've hung out in a parking lot.
>
>You know the difference between Richmond Rd., Richmond Ave., and
Richmond
>Terrace.
>
>You know that 'Mike' owns all the good diners.
>
>You refer to every highway on the island as 'The Expressway.'
>
>You've driven down Bedel St. before it was built up to see if it was
>haunted.
>
>You've been to The Wave.
>
>You've been cut off by a souped up Honda Accord with earth shaking
bass playing.
>
>You have chased someone for cutting you off just to give them the
finger.
>
>A development of townhouses has recently sprung up in your
neighborhood.
>
>The shocks in your car are shot.
>
>You or someone you know suffers from respiratory problems caused by the
>toxicity of the garbage dump.
>
>We don't have apartment houses, we have Projects.
>
>You have the need to look at the people in the car next to you when
>stopped
>at a red light to see if it someone you know.
>
>Your weekend hangouts in high school included The
Wave,
>The Caves, The Choir Loft, The Crocodile, The Haunted, SRO, The Red
Spot, The Waterside, The
Pond, Midland Beach.

AUDI TT 58

HOW TRUE!!!!!

Silv3rMoto

if you're a chick you work at a nail salon, tanning salon or both...
and your dream is to one day own one yourself...

if you're a guy you take pride in wearing a wife beater 24/7 with or without a shirt over it
you lift 5-7 times a week and have smacked your mom or girlfriend when they asked if you were 'slimming down'

Kgnast-Nemo4.2

dude, you have way too much time on your hands.